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S.T.A.P.L.E.S. 

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit
guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????

Collier's Disease 

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"

Annapolis 

Full of preps, laxers, and Navy football fans. If you don't have at least one Navy clothing item then I don't know what the hell your doing here. If there's a a Navy game you better plan on walking wherever you want to go because traffic's a bitch. Tailgating starts early in the morning before the game and ends days later. The Schools in Annapolis are St. Mary's and Annapolis High. St. Mary's kids think they're the shit and are so much better because they go to private school and get a better education when we all know that's BS and Annapolis High students are way more nice and chill. Also, an Annapolis High student in IB who is a Sophomore is equivelant to a St. Mary's Junior and we are STILL in higher level math class so St. Mary's can suck it. Oh, and we have better Homecoming dances and you know it.
Lax is the sport and if you haven't at least tried it then leave. A lax bro wears high socks with Nikes or Sperry Top Siders and bright colored pants with some sort of lax T-shirt or jersey. Most have what is known to laxers as "flow". These guys also tend to be super hot and total dicks. Your lucky if you find a good one but hey, they're out there. So overall, The girls are hot and the guys are too so don't be shy and lets chill. This is what we do. Chill all day and lax a bit. We're one big party town that lives on the water. "Crabcakes and Football" may be what Maryland does but Navy and Lax is what Annapolis does. Plus the sailing and crabs, of course.
Guy 1: Hey yo let's chill and lax a bit tomorrow.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, i can't wait 'till fall ball.
Guy 1: Man Annapolis is so great.
Annapolis by Annapolis<33 October 25, 2009

purloined 

What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.
My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.
purloined by Tggb3k October 23, 2004

Skulduggery Pleasant 

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!
(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.
Skulduggery Pleasant by ReadItz January 8, 2012

Ollie lewin

He is currents banging Izzy woodgett (izzbizz0 246) in you tube. He also bums Ollie minty and Taylor rideout. He looks like a satellite
Ollie lewin has Madeline McCann in his basement
Ollie lewin by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018