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porch monkey 

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
porch monkey by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
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sexwriah 

sexwriah is the most prettiest hottest & sexiest nigga to exist.
nigga: who sexwriah??
me: realest nigga ever!!
sexwriah by soperfect123 June 21, 2022
He is the absolute most daddy person you will ever find. He has a dick that could satisfy the whole world if needed. He is very loyal and sexy af. He has curly hair and blue eyes. He’s a keeper!
Hey my boyfriend Jaelin is a KEEPER
Jaelin by Daddy4206669 December 22, 2018
a word derived from vagina. it means the clitoral valve in a womens vagina.
I'd like to finger her pooch
pooch by jay brenstuhl January 20, 2005
APRLI 7th is the day where sexy thiccnes is born this day marks the day when a champion was born.
Dad:why is Jackie chan so good at fighting?
Me: oh, I heard he was born on april 7th
April 7th by JOJOisMANLY December 1, 2019
A Sundanese person. Mostly an expert barber man. Every man who does a haircut with Arif will like the neatness of the details of their hair.
A: Who did you do a haircut with? It looks so good
B: Oh I did with Arif
A: Makes sense. He's a great barber
Arif by kynou December 6, 2022
Llidier is a funny, kind, smart, and loyal person. He is also the silliest and always there to lighten up your day. He’s handsome and the best person to have as a friend and by your side. You’re super lucky to have a friend like him; he’ll always have your back and is a person with good morals. You can trust and depend on him. Even though he acts tough, he’s really a big sweetheart, though also a bit of a dummy super hard headed and stubborn but also open-minded to different perspectives. He gives the best advice and will always hold you accountable. Llidier loves to tease and harass people, making you laugh, but at the same time, make you want to beat him up . A friend like him is special and unique, and you don’t want to lose him.
“He’s treats you so good!”
One day you’ll find yourself a llidier.”
Llidier by Katelynnaviles March 22, 2025