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Urban Dictionary

Squirt off 

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.
Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.
Squirt off by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023
Something which is said to be a piece of shit or garbage, from the sound of flies humming around shit, offal or garbage - mostly British colloquialism.
I tried that new operating system for a few weeks but it's a real hummer.

It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.
hummer by Hank Zeitgeist August 6, 2007

Memorimisticism 

A disease where the intense size of ones penis causes memory loss when erect.
Steve walked into the strip club and realized he was a victim of memorimisticism

intergalactic fart 

When someone farts so loud your ears start ringing and you lose your hearing.
Last night I ripped an intergalactic fart and my girlfriend couldn't hear for 10 minutes straight.
intergalactic fart by Vigilentiu November 28, 2022
An term of endearment for a canine, a variant of the slang term “pooch
Come on, woochie”
Woochie by Woochiemama June 24, 2023

Mohlaledi 

A spectacular, someone who always notices everything and very strategic
O se ka ba mohlaledi thusa batho go bereka
Mohlaledi by Malrsa November 23, 2021