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Hori Cannon 

A cherished New Zealand custom, almost as old as time itself, where a child is produced out of seemingly thin air to further strain the welfare system.

Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions

To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.

Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.
Me: Who's baby is that mate? Are you sitting for your sis?
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.
The loneliest number.

I mean seriously, it's obvious.
It's 0 and spelled zero
I have zero/0 friends
0 by A Person With A Stock Image September 9, 2020
Is a name given to a kind hearted girl. She is usually very sweet and shy. When you see a girl who has the name Kymberlin she is generally going to be having her head towards the ground not sure of what to say. Though when you get to know her she is super fun and out-going and is in some cases very wild. She loves a lot of animals, though she has her favorites. She is what you would call a colorful person.
Girl One: "Who is that girl, she looks very shy."
Guy One: "Oh, that's Kymberlin she isn't shy, you just haven't met her."
Girl One: "So she must have a really fun personality right."
Guy One: "Yeah, totally!"
Kymberlin by PhoenixWar_FML September 17, 2020
Abbreviation: You're A Fucking Pimp. Commonly used in lieu of "thank you" for friends, bros, or pimps. Also used to bestow praise
Example 1
Blake: Hey Jordan, I bought you a beer
Jordan: yafp

Example 2
Jordan: I got that girls number at the bar and we're going out on Tuesday
Blake: yafp
yafp by Ragesaurus Rex August 5, 2016
A family attributed name that means power, honesty, love, compassion, etc.
That girl can be a Rolon sometimes
Rolon by HonestyIsAmongYou September 12, 2015

On barbecue 

When an individual says or performs something impressive and/or spectacular
Me: Daniel when swam with shark last night

Him: On barbecue!?
On barbecue by Kodobeast21 November 1, 2018