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Urban Dictionary

geriatric fart

old fart
"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"
geriatric fart by bumb October 1, 2003

Goofy nigga 

You know goofy from Mickey Mouse ye that’s a goofy nigga, but it can also mean you are a Nigga but ur kinda goofy, you goofy Nigga
Goofy nigga by Nigga lord December 10, 2022

artifact 

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.
The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact
artifact by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008
big dick energy , and yeah funny and gives good vibes
how i wish i was lie rasib
rasib by randy.strongman November 21, 2021

sprite toes 

To have very misshaped feet
“My mom said I have sprite toes”
sprite toes by Kinisias September 27, 2023

uncircumcised monkey penis 

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
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