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Totitute 

A toddler who dresses like a prostitute. Or a young person who dresses risque for their age.
That little girl is such a totitute, look how short her skirt is!
Totitute by Valerian.House October 31, 2008

Stickelatopia 

The term to describe to the process of swapping around the first letters of a two word phrase or name for the benefit of humour.

Words may be changed slightly if it yields a funnier stickelatopia.
1. Me - "Who just scored for Liverpool?" Ben - "Bossi Yenayoun" Me - "sounds like a Latvian porn star"

2. "What's the stickelatopia of your name?" "Hames Jopkins"

3. "What track do you want to play on Mario Kart?" "The best one; Stario Wadium"
Stickelatopia by 51 banter April 7, 2008

Dictionary 

You fucking idiot you just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary. There is a limit to how dumb an average human can be you dipshit
"I just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary"
"You pathetic loser take this L imma fortnite dance on your decaying body"
Dictionary by Br671msmp October 22, 2019

Pullin' a Palin 

Responding to direct questions with a barrage of pithy cliches and folksy colloquialisms to avoid admitting that you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.
A few minutes into the interview I realized the applicant was pullin' a Palin, and didn't have any relevant experience whatsoever.
Pullin' a Palin by cjbrix July 9, 2009

Amish oven 

When going down on a women wearing a full length skirt or dress and she passes gas and you are trapped inside.
I was going down on my girlfriend when she Amish ovened me.... It was terrible.
Amish oven by Batboy1974 January 16, 2017

vegetable 

asian slang for dumb blonde.
I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.
vegetable by got rice? March 7, 2005
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