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Boggy Marsh

Pertains to an unkempt Vagina or Gootherus. similar in presentation to the Burst Mattress, the Boggy Marsh is where the pubic hair is coarse and full volume, similar to Gorse and the labia and Vagina ( the Gootherus ) is warm, squelchy and damp, like a Peat Bog.
I lost my Welly in her Boggy Marsh and she needs to see the Gootherologist to recover it.

I got scratch’s on my face from trying to pleasure her BoggyMarsh
Boggy Marsh by Gootherologist2020 November 25, 2020
The best person ever! Someone who can always make you feel safe. A safe place for sure, if you need something she’ll take off her purse. But you need to be careful with her and don’t ever play with her heart because she’s so intense and deep, please don’t come close if you don’t want to stay. How wonderful life is now you're in the world. -K
I'm so glad I'm going to see Adriny today.
Adriny by justrinspace November 23, 2021
Did you hear about that new kid?
Oh yeah, he's such a ding.
Ding by Cool guy 26 October 20, 2016

al habib 

The beloved person . The good friend, The sweet person.
Origin- Arabic meaningThe Beloved.
"Thanks for the ride home,Al Habib!"
al habib by max300 November 14, 2015
when you aren't good at what you do
Gavin isn't good at playing Fortnite so he's a stanka.
stanka by nooch1500 April 11, 2022

The Hooded Pork Sword 

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

Bloody Walrus 

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
Bloody Walrus by Smeckley April 7, 2008
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