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Herpesyphigonorrhaids 

A disease with all of the symptoms of Herpes, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and AIDS.
I wish that jerk would get herpesyphigonorrhaids
Herpesyphigonorrhaids by Aym June 5, 2013

flobber noggin thot 

Greenery 

A blanket term for all things that are enviro-friendly.
Have you checked out treehugger.com to see all the coolest greenery?
Greenery by S. Ristuccia October 7, 2007

Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.
First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.
An amazing girl who is such without even having to try. Once she comes into your life everything changes mostly for the better. A girl who loves to spoon. Once you've fallen for her it'll kill you not to. You only want to be by her side and for good reason ;). An amazing conversationalist and one of the overall coolest people you'll ever meet. she is very sexy and reminds high people of food. Get yourself a Biscuit, or you can get her a cupcake.
Guy 1: man your girlfreind is so cute, she's gotta be a biscuit.

Guy 2: your so high , but yeah she is.
Where a boy fall in LOVE with a girl for no reason
Boy 1: Hey bro

Boy 2: yea?
Boy 1: I’m simping for that girl
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