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a male that has the ability to do anything
that kid is amazing at everything because hes vineet
vineet by raj reddy February 12, 2010

One sip maggot 

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol
Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot
One sip maggot by boonygal February 11, 2022

Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.
{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
Simply an alternate pronounciation of the Christian Son of Man Jesus Christ, popularized by a misguided Homer Simpson when forcecd to volunteer for foreign missions. Also this can be used by pseudo-Christians to comply with the third commandment.
Homer: But I don't know geebus!
geebus by drunkengoat April 11, 2005
Man that girl is andain
andain by Remusqui June 2, 2017

funky shit 

a similar meaning to that of 'the shit'. Mostly old skool folks refer to this word.
oh my gawd, that's the funky shit!
funky shit by Shaneo October 17, 2003
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