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black spiderman
A spiderman with a huge penis that has 8 legs on said penis forming a web that when ejaculated comes out as a spider web
black spiderman by 6ix9ineisapedophile September 1, 2018
Ilana
A girl that is really nice but loses friends alot over nothing for some reason. She will make u laugh, also fortnite- I BURNED MY KITCHEN DOWN TO PLAY FORTNITE WITH HER
Ilana by craig/ Senpai November 16, 2020
Miguelantonio
Stunna mexican who likes bitches and hoes and is in love with liz. His wifey. Has the attention span of a goldfish but people love him for it. He is slightly intelligent for a boy who walks into walls. Has sexy ass body and an enormous...brain. And a pretty big dick too. Everyone is friends with him and jealous of him because he's like godzilla and king kong mixed together.
Oh and hes a beaner.
Oh and hes a beaner.
Miguelantonio by LG rific June 20, 2009
barack obama
My Favorite Quote from Barack Obama on the subject on our good friend cannibas-
Barack Obama-I inhaled. That was the point.
Barack Obama-I inhaled. That was the point.
barack obama by holly the ginger kid. July 3, 2007
SERT
SERT stands for Special Emergency Response Team.
SERT is what cities besides Portland, Oregon call a SWAT team.
Officials in Portland decided the acronym, SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) was too aggressive sounding and changed it to something more hippie-like so as not to offend armed criminals holding people hostage.
No, seriously, it's true.
SERT is what cities besides Portland, Oregon call a SWAT team.
Officials in Portland decided the acronym, SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) was too aggressive sounding and changed it to something more hippie-like so as not to offend armed criminals holding people hostage.
No, seriously, it's true.
Portlander 1: "Dude, look, there's the SERT team down the street busting one of the thousands of meth labs here in Portland, Oregon."
Portlander 2: "A SERT? What's a SERT?"
Portlander 1: "It's what Portland calls a SWAT team. Have you forgotten about all of the eco-flowerpower-hippies that run this city?"
Portlander 2: "Oh yeah, I forgot, sorry." *Puts on thick rimmed glasses and heads to Starbucks.*
Portlander 2: "A SERT? What's a SERT?"
Portlander 1: "It's what Portland calls a SWAT team. Have you forgotten about all of the eco-flowerpower-hippies that run this city?"
Portlander 2: "Oh yeah, I forgot, sorry." *Puts on thick rimmed glasses and heads to Starbucks.*
SERT by Niboomafoo February 5, 2010