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Urban Dictionary

Shitfaced Bastard 

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard
Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...
Shitfaced Bastard by sheeprule November 8, 2006
A rumored nightmare/psychological "happy place" experienced in a coma.
Ryan Experienced an Elencia when he was hit with a titanium cake and fell into a coma.
Elencia by www.myspace.com/elencia727 February 23, 2008

hard car 

An armored or bulletproofed vehicle
We need a hard car in Iraq.
hard car by Chuck Hijack Jones November 1, 2006

lesbian rule of 7 

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”
lesbian rule of 7 by bluhsmith August 9, 2020
It means cool. Its the best way to say cool.
Wow bro, that's so frosty!
Frosty by pieceofcakecool June 30, 2018
A forehead to forehead kiss.
I gave my girlfriend a mouah on the couch.
Mouah by JRSCRAZYWORLD February 26, 2026
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