Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

Claude moment by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008

wing clipping

Wing clipping is something animal abusers do to their parrots.

person 1: I clipped my birds wings so it doesn't fly away. Wing clipping is for their safety!

person 2: I amputated my dogs legs so it doesn't run away

person 1: Wow you're such a good owner!

wing clipping by Imbadatmakingusernames October 29, 2023

moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

moustache by Neil November 15, 2004

fuckcuckery

to act a complete fool in public or in the company of others

Stop your fuckcuckery at the mall right now!

She was on that fuckcuckery shit last night.

fuckcuckery by Gabriel C. Kimmel February 22, 2024

Taka

Totally crazy & totally hot

“Do you think I’m too much?”

“Nah girl you’re totally taka”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re totally crazy but totally hot”

Taka by tinabeeenza January 18, 2024

Pussy Ketchup

In her flowers Period

"Hey Aj your Bird has a Pussy Ketchup stain on her jeans again get her some Gee Pads will ya."

Pussy Ketchup by Gerry+ July 29, 2018

Jonathan

An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.

Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.

Jonathan by enclosed October 18, 2010

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