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Acronym.
Shut Your Fucking Cock-Port.
The same as STFU, "Shut the fuck up!"
Or, "Shut your mouth!"
Cock-port, meaning mouth.
Brian: Fatty.
Zack: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned.
Brian: No, I'm pretty sure you're a fatty.
Zack: SYFCP.
Brian: :(
Cass and Chels: SUFDUG!
Cass: Brian, we know Zack is fat.
Brian: :)
Cass and Chels: NUMOLOP!
Lachlan: ...WTF!
SYFCP by chelseii. December 14, 2008

Dangelosi 

Swigitty swoogity he coming for that booty... but swiftly...
Wow a Dangelosi
Dangelosi by disjambled November 7, 2018

great-great-grandpibling-in-law

1- Great-great-grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandpibling.
My great-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
when you tell a bhattu, that something he is saying is wrong. He will google it and then show it to you and then say I told you so.
A: "You know earth's radius is 6 378.1 kilometers"
B: "Yea I remember around 6400 kms"
A: " No its exactly 6 378.1 kilometers"
A googles it on his latest Andriod Google phone and shows it to B
A: "See I told you so!"
B: "Dont be so bhattu!"
bhattu by cottageee February 21, 2011
OGOX- "Original Gangster OX"... yup... as retarded as the abbreviation. This is somehow a combination of a gangster and an ox, an overweight animal used to pull wagons in the 1800's.

This is a group of kids who all were and still are giant losers, but later found out that when together, they can all have something in common. No one really wants to be one, but you are forced to join if:

A.) You have less than 2 friends.
B.) You're from Northfield Village.
C.) You are in love with Chevy.
D.) You're MySpace is littered with things that are somehow dumber than you are.
E.) You can relate anything to dipping.
F.) You have a giant butt-chin.

The daily routine of an OGOX consists of:

-Throw a 'fatty ass pinch' in before school.
-Once in school, walk around, be obnoxiously loud, practice packing tins with your fingers (Which takes absolutely no skill whatsoever).
-Constanly complain about not having a 'fatty ass pinch' in.
-Call girls 'dike bitches', believing this will somehow make them attracted to you.
-Play sports no matter how bad you are, and still believe you are good at it and important to the team.

There is only two types of girls attracted the OGOX:

-Girls under the age of 15.
-Girls with an IQ lower than 25... which some people call... mentally retarded.


"OGOX ALL DAY."

"AYE YO SMA! I got some Grizz Mint! You wanna go hit on some freshmen? ALL DAY"

"The Deuce is Loose! ALL DAY"

"Let's get wasted on FUCKIN beer pong, pussy, grizz, COORS LIGHT, ALL DAY."

"ALL DAY."

"That one kid we hang out with really looks like a fat fish. ALL DAY."

OGOX by Schuce DOOS April 9, 2009
The shortened form of the phrase "I kid you not" meaning the speaker is being serious/what they're saying is not an exaggeration. Usually only used when typing or texting.
"Dude, everyone there was gay except me, ikyn."
ikyn by Aladdina October 23, 2011

Cocophile 

A person who engages in or attempts to engage in sexual intercourse with cocoa products.
Yeah I saw Dylan with his dick in the Nutella jar. Dude's a straight up Cocophile.
Cocophile by IxusTheGod December 24, 2018
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