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Smart fart 

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.
"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"
Smart fart by robsielea October 29, 2008
A cool ass Dodge Magnum.
Guy #1. That's a bad ass Dodge Magnum!

Guy #2. Yes, it is a total Swagnum...
Swagnum by hutchdog August 26, 2015
Anal sex, flowers, lube, and the explicit use of beastiality videos. Actually pretty much anything and everything including sex and insults ...... lots of insults(CURSING)
Guy 1: Wanna go neap tonight?
Guy 2: Neap! Neap!
Guy 1: Is the a yes neap or a no neap?
Guy 2: *says seductively* NEEEAAP~!

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MOTHER NEAPIN' NEAP NEAPITY NEAP. GET THE NEAPIN' KNIGHTS OF NEAP! NEAP!
neap by NEAP June 22, 2008

smithyes 

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.
friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes
smithyes by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019
A name for someone who is absolutely INSANELY fucking sexy and has all the bitches and also an extraordinarily large penis. Also is the greatest musician of his time.
Holy Guacamole look at Bradyn!! He is 6'4 and insanely handsome!! I hear he's an extremely good guitarist. And wow, look at that Nirvana hat.
Bradyn by Gliggyboo December 30, 2023

greenballed 

When enviromental groups attempt to defame or financially or socially cause harm to anyone who disbelieves in global warming. Coined by the Cato Institute's Research Into Enviromental Studies.
That guy who works for the Weather Channel came out and said he thinks global warming is natural and the treehuggers greenballed the channel into firing him.
greenballed by Jason Paisley August 9, 2007
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