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Urban Dictionary

dab pen. Use this word when you are around cool teenagers or your friends they will think your really cool and swag
Swag teenager: dude have you seen my pen

You pussy ass mf: yea I’ve seen your dp bro

Swag teenager: Oh I don’t do double penetration bro
Dp by Big shlong liam November 25, 2021

pizza bagel 

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.
pizza bagel by Dan January 31, 2005

ass clown 

a homosexual male strongly preferring the tendency to have butt-sex with other men.- a fagle.
elton john's new boy-toy is a real ass clown
ass clown by quarterstikk March 3, 2007

fuzzlesmack

The name of a dirty late night cartoon character that pisses off the Fuzz women of downtown smashlin. He routinely "searches" women with daddy issues out of the local pub called "smack-it". However due to fuzzles unique approach to women (seriously there's a book about it), his only tailtold sign that a women said "no!" is the quick flash as he ducks to avoid the famous 'Fuzzlesmack' as the off duty Fuzz women suddenly then stelleto's him to the ground... "I remmember you!"
a very stupid man getting Fuzzlesmacked by women!
fuzzlesmack by bexie91 February 5, 2010
This supposed holiday was actually created by a Governmental Agency in an attempt to secure, arrest and imprison marijuana users. In 1957 a secret Government society ironically named "Numbers" was to spread word of a holidy. One that celebrated when marijuana was first discovered. Beware of this holiday, for it is more likely a Government conspiracy to attack marijuana users. Nah, I'm just fucking around. Does sound like something a pothead would say though huh? Paranoid anyone?
420 CyanideChild420... yahoo screen name. hit me up
420 by The Real Atrocious April 22, 2009