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Smoke And Fire 

A practical joke disguised as a card game (Similar to 52-Pickup).

How to play:
First shuffle the deck to where a red card is on the bottom of the deck, but don't let your opponent see that you are looking at the bottom card. Then, tell your opponent that a black card means smoke and a red card means fire. Now, show them the bottom card of the deck and ask them "Smoke or Fire?" They should now say "Fire". You will then throw ("Fire") the deck of cards at your opponent, who then has to throw the cards back at you.
Matt: Hey Carina, wanna play Smoke and Fire?
Carina: Yeah, sure, how do you play?
Matt: I'll show you a card. Red is fire. Black is smoke. *Shows her a 5 of diamonds*
Carina: Fire
Matt: *Chucks the deck at Carina* Haha, bitch.
Smoke And Fire by Quilava126 November 14, 2007

Kings Virginity 

Something that is rlly cool and really smexy - Nyx
Nyx tried to take Kings Virginity
Kings Virginity by NotUnfriendingU November 2, 2020

Tennessee Hills 

A pair of particularly well defined, unavoidably hearty, unequivocally robust, stout ankles. (cankles for those who know the term: also se “peasant ankles”)
Look at those tennessee hills! It's like watching an "ent" walk around with those tree trunks.
Tennessee Hills by Gr1st September 30, 2009
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Hard lad 

If you are called a 'hard lad' your name is probably Jayden and you are really cocky. Or friends with a bunch of wankers and start on people
eg.
Hey look it's hard lad Jayden, watch out wouldnt want to mess with them.
Hard lad by Levi 1245vgui877 September 19, 2020
1 • A small village in Northumberland, England.

2 • The area around Kielder village, which contains Kielder Forest, the largest man-made forest in Europe, and Kielder Water, a drinking water reservoir.
Kielder is noted as a tourist attraction spot despite being plagued with uncanny amounts of rain, small mosquito-like flies called midges (pron. mid-jees), poor road networks and complete lack of anywhere to buy cake for less than £2.

If you manage to see a blue sky whilst at Kielder you obviously ate one of the funny purple growths on the trunk of a pine tree and are hallucinating. It always rains, even in winter where the average temperature is 20ºF

You have three choices for entertainment: Look at things, sleep, or go home. Well technically four, but walking round a reservoir in the rain being eaten alive by midges usually only holds appeal for fishermen and those escaped from mental asylums.

On that note, there is a military base a few miles to the east. Many suspect the near-constant rainfall has something to do with secret testing, the remainder suspect that it is because Kielder borders Scotland.
Kielder by KielderWolf March 20, 2010

West Virginia Threesome 

A menage a tois in which at least two of the participants are related.
I had a West Virginia threesome with my girlfriend and her mom.
West Virginia Threesome by Ed Asner October 23, 2009
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