Kielder 

1 • A small village in Northumberland, England.

2 • The area around Kielder village, which contains Kielder Forest, the largest man-made forest in Europe, and Kielder Water, a drinking water reservoir.

Kielder is noted as a tourist attraction spot despite being plagued with uncanny amounts of rain, small mosquito-like flies called midges (pron. mid-jees), poor road networks and complete lack of anywhere to buy cake for less than £2.

If you manage to see a blue sky whilst at Kielder you obviously ate one of the funny purple growths on the trunk of a pine tree and are hallucinating. It always rains, even in winter where the average temperature is 20ºF

You have three choices for entertainment: Look at things, sleep, or go home. Well technically four, but walking round a reservoir in the rain being eaten alive by midges usually only holds appeal for fishermen and those escaped from mental asylums.

On that note, there is a military base a few miles to the east. Many suspect the near-constant rainfall has something to do with secret testing, the remainder suspect that it is because Kielder borders Scotland.

Kielder by KielderWolf March 20, 2010

Kilderry 

a short angry person whom commonly starts fights while intoxicated

Don't worry bro; that guy I pounded into the ground was a Kilderry. I was doing the bouncers a favor

Kilderry by T. Aintly December 5, 2010

kilderkin 

What Lizzy Borden did

"She done kilderkin. Yep."

kilderkin by Spamboy February 8, 2004

Kieler 

The cutest and most amazing person who like to go and chill with tari and ashley. he loves to be flirty.

man have you seen that boy kieler? he is so dang sexy

Kieler by Fiesty_girl(: April 22, 2011

Kelders 

Some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually Dutch, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Kelders' fault. The Kelders kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of McDonalds, exceeding his recommended calorie intake, or seen driving his excuse for a bike around the shithole known as Holland

Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Kelders!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.

Kelders by Lost Darkness December 27, 2008

Kielberg 

Kielberg is also known as freddy, big suporter of rudi.

Freddy likes gjellan
Kielberg is freddy

Kielberg by ok2k December 8, 2010

kilder 

Real Nigga whit a dagger dick and very borrow and handsome can be found yelling Brown power

Hi Kilder have my kids “ok”

kilder by Yxung Daggxr Dxck November 19, 2019