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YMCA - Noun

The only place in the world where it's okay for an old man to approach you naked in a public area for absolutely no reason, and engage in extremely unnecessary conversation about nothing while you dress and/or undress.
-- Normal Life --

Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was in this restaurant the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the bar...
Steve - Oh my God. Did you kick his ass and then stab him in the eye with a pen?
Mike - Yeah. I broke his nose.

-- Normal Life @ the YMCA --

Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was at the YMCA the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the weight room...
Steve - Yeah... I wish it was in with the treadmills...
Mike - Yeah seriously...
YMCA by JimChach January 13, 2008

ladyhammer 

A man who puts forth a rather weak effort in something is said to be making use of his ladyhammer
"Josh, swing it like you swing you ladyhammer"

cock bomb 

im ganna cock bomb my shed tomorrow
cock bomb by numstto November 6, 2007
Intelligent, humorous, handsome and with lots of skills. They are very charming, social butterflies and always fun to be around.
Workaholic with a strong will to have an positive impact on society.
Torge by Flowergirl December 1, 2021

rediculicious

When something is so humanly impossible, stupid yet somehow amazing.
(Pronunciation = Re-dik-you-lish-us)
*Johnny catches a fish with a cigarette in each of it's gils*
Johnny: That... is rediculicious
rediculicious by Tyler Wehr May 19, 2006
To have Marekt someone, means to have wreaked them. It can be used when either physical or verbal harm to one's pride and dignity has been done. For example, when one bashes or heavily roastes someone else, or beats them up.
1. I totally roasted and Marekt that bastard.
2. Get Marekt
Marekt by 54639XXD December 25, 2016

Calloping 

The act of popping your collar, particularly by those that do not require popped collars.
Katelyn was calloping, and Bryant slapped her for unnecessary calloping.

I saw this guy walking down the street and he was totally colloping
Calloping by BCKT July 2, 2009
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