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Around the horn

In mid-1900's police parlance, the strategy of moving an arrested person from precinct to precinct in order to keep his lawyer away and avoid any order of bail release for as long as possible.
Then they took me from one police station to another, every few hours. Taking me around the horn, they called it, so my lawyer couldn't get me out.
Around the horn by ToolieLT November 27, 2017
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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
expired meat tent by Meaty M October 28, 2019
This is the type of girl that once she’s in your heart she’ll stay there for ever; she’s everything a guy could ever want/need. She fascinates you by her stunning looks and great personality, her voice creates a sense of happiness, every time you hear that voice it leaves you speechless, astounded and most of all so so happy. She has these most magnificent pair of brown eyes which gleam out and shine, making your heart warm and feeling very much in love. You’ll find yourself on your toes with this girl, she’s full of excitement and surprise, she’s a challenge but not a bad one. This girl is hard to come by, if you’ve got this girl you’re the luckiest guy in the world, as she’s truly perfect. Once in love with her consider yourself locked, her superlative qualities and personality will put you off all other girls for life, as there is no one else like Amirah.
Wow! You're so lucky to have an Amirah!
Amirah by Bawlsdeepinlove August 4, 2016

Astairing 

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.
I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.
Astairing by RobBob76 March 26, 2020

Himalayan Handy 

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”
One who eats pocky in their underwear and butchers the Japanese language.
Clyde the weaboo told everybody at his lunch table to watch his favorite anime.
Weaboo by DrunkenEskimo42 June 3, 2015

Muscovy Duck 

A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.
Is that a turkey duck

No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.
Muscovy Duck by BAM! I'm sexy April 1, 2010