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Rowan's are typically the best babies on green earth. Not only are they the cutest amongst their baby peers, but they also take the cake in perfecting sitting up, crawling & numerous other baby acrobatics compared to their cohorts. Is it because of their innate physical prowess that comes due to good genetics or is it just because they are a typical exceedingly good looking Rowan?

They tend to have fierce hand-eye coordination which will set them up to be either successful cat burglars or olympiads in the future.
Be thankful that your child is a Rowan. They are soulful, artistic, athletic and born leaders on and off the field. Amongst their friends, Rowan's are usually the grounded ringleader who will remain in your corner for a lifetime. My parting advice is to find yourself a Rowan and count yourself lucky if you are one.
hey man that shining adonis of a boy over there in the playground must be a Rowan don't you think?
Rowan by Nostradomus tay June 30, 2022
teefed originated from the caribbean as most words did it means to taken, stolen or jacked
Chantelle:where's your phone?
Kariss:it got teefed at the train station
teefed by paris knowles May 13, 2005

dick diver 

one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it
dick diver by dick diver1 April 16, 2014

daniel volk

iFlerg BeeZow MeeooOw BeZoing BeepMeepMoopBeep Zlonk :p
“hey daniel!” “iZerg Bethroing Jabloink BeepMeep Boopmoop Bezaar” “ok! thank you mr. Daniel Volk!”

Onion Blizzard 

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.
I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.
Onion Blizzard by User56257 October 19, 2021

ying yang twins 

they stop at the liquor store and buy boxes and boxes of swisha and pounds and pounds of that greeny green.
Kiyanna is a beautiful CRE ATURE of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Kiyanna naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Kiyanna before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Kiyanna is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Don't mess with her though... she will kill you.
boy: I'm going over to KIYANNA'S house c u!
Kiyanna: *stab stab stab stab*
Kiyanna by phudonomous bosch January 13, 2017
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