Penis loving mother fucker

Gargling big black balls.

Term used to describe something that is easily changeable and/or open to change - unlike a certain DBA manager I know.

A T.V. show played between 2 and 4 a.m. on most weekdays and weekends. It can be found on the Playboy channel and contains sluts, jugs, whores, skanks, and teets. Usually 2 per girl. Sometimes 3. Its widest audience is those who live in trailor parks. Aka, rednecks. But in a close 2nd are those who stay in high class hotels. Or motels.

Muyan is very supportive,extremely understanding and secretly caring,he is my rock,he is reliable and loving and he loves cats,he hates mixed vegetables but loves vegetables,i love muyan,i wouldn't trade muyan for anything or anyone(i might even trade my cat for muyan) everyone deserves a muyan.He is awesome.He gives me support when im nervous during an exam,he gives the same effort i do in our friendship,he accepts my flaws,i trust muyan and you should too,you won't regret getting to know muyan,He has a big butt and a big heart.he actually cares,he cares about my feelings,he doesn't abandon me,he tries to persuade me when im mad even when he doesn't know how to.He likes to help me throw my trash,he chose me over a girl he likes without hesitation when he was ask to choose.Muyan makes people feel appreciated,i feel valid when im with muyan,he is like the sugar for a coffee,he spoon for the fork,the chair for the table.But muyan is the water to my water bottle(because he drinks a lot of water) which means it is pointless of me to bring a waterbottle with no water.Muyan will be there for anybody,and i love that.Muyan deserves a better friend,but sadly im selfish and im keeping muyan by my side,i always fix myself so that i can become worthy to be called muyan's bestfriend.Because i am me only when i am with muyan,i feel safe being by his side.I love muyan,everyone deserves muyan,but this muyan is already mine.i would not wish any companion in the world but muyan.