muyan 

Muyan is very supportive,extremely understanding and secretly caring,he is my rock,he is reliable and loving and he loves cats,he hates mixed vegetables but loves vegetables,i love muyan,i wouldn't trade muyan for anything or anyone(i might even trade my cat for muyan) everyone deserves a muyan.He is awesome.He gives me support when im nervous during an exam,he gives the same effort i do in our friendship,he accepts my flaws,i trust muyan and you should too,you won't regret getting to know muyan,He has a big butt and a big heart.he actually cares,he cares about my feelings,he doesn't abandon me,he tries to persuade me when im mad even when he doesn't know how to.He likes to help me throw my trash,he chose me over a girl he likes without hesitation when he was ask to choose.Muyan makes people feel appreciated,i feel valid when im with muyan,he is like the sugar for a coffee,he spoon for the fork,the chair for the table.But muyan is the water to my water bottle(because he drinks a lot of water) which means it is pointless of me to bring a waterbottle with no water.Muyan will be there for anybody,and i love that.Muyan deserves a better friend,but sadly im selfish and im keeping muyan by my side,i always fix myself so that i can become worthy to be called muyan's bestfriend.Because i am me only when i am with muyan,i feel safe being by his side.I love muyan,everyone deserves muyan,but this muyan is already mine.i would not wish any companion in the world but muyan.

muyan is awesome

muyan by Apipi December 3, 2022

muyan 

Muyan is a nice person.

He’s a muyan

muyan by Poison tiger og June 11, 2021

mayann 

mayann is someone who always gets their name pronounced wrong. They are shy at first but once you get to know them they become your best friend.

Get to know Mayann, she is so funny!

mayann by lmaoobyeee June 2, 2020

mayang 

Mayang is the name of a stunning beautiful girl, mayang will always be the perfect one. You will always compare yourself to her wondering how lucky she was, literally blessed by the gods with her perfect looks and personality. She is the type of person that will be quite shy, but as you get to know her you will instantly love her. She has a strong personality, and won't be scared to show it to you. In relationships, mayang always tends to give more love than she receives. conclusion, she's one of God's favourites.

mayang is cute af
I wish I could be mayang

mayang by doodledick69 November 7, 2019

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018