third red eye

Military slang for a bullet wound to the forehead.

The sniper gave Akhmed a third red eye from 900 yards!

third red eye by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

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shrimp assed

When you take anal from a shrimp dick

“I got shrimp assed by Cedric last night” said Caleb.

shrimp assed by atootyta May 14, 2021

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inode

The node structure for an element of vfs is called a vnode. In hax0rspeak, vnode is used to one-up someone after they say "inode"..

An appropriate hacker conversation involving inode and vnode would be:

"Dude, that girl is hot"
"inode" (i know)
"VNODE!!"
"DAMN!!!!"

inode by Tom Jackiewicz December 30, 2004

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Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch

Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon

Brandon by Karen cline September 7, 2020

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fontzi

A nazi over fonts.

Danielle stopped being my friend because I keep using the Papyrus in my PowerPoint presentations. She told me I really need to look into the Swiss school. What does that even mean? What a fontzi!

fontzi by trillbaynerd December 16, 2012

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BruceDropEmOff

The best, funniest, coolest streamer on twitch.

Person 1 : You watch brucedropemoff on twitch?
Person 2 : Yea be he kinda gay.
Them : Shitt fuck it TWINNNN 🤓

BruceDropEmOff by ImReallyDEO October 4, 2021

Tori

Tori- An honest, loving loyal to a fault woman. Never was or is a knockout, but has great eyes, bright smiile, long wavy brown hair, gets prettier the longer you look at her, always a lean body and athletic, loves deeply and has a presence that lights up every place she is. Naive and the best doormat, easily forgotten

I used to hang out a lot with Tori, she was always happy and could make a bad situation good. Great at sports and a great mom, always had my back and there to help. She called me one time stranded on the road and needed a ride, it I didn’t answer the phone and forgot to listen to the message. Huh, I never did call her to make sure if she was ok? She let me borrow her car for like a week one time, haven’t talked to her since

Tori by thedutchess38 January 30, 2018

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