i pay bills

phrase used to reassure someone of a situation; another way of saying fo sho

John: yo is it ok if we go to that party?
Nick: are you kidding? I pay bills there

i pay bills by Nick Lapollo March 13, 2009

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

Pouching by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

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Tobit

A mysterious man.

No men in the world can be as good as tobit.

Tobit by anonymous November 23, 2021

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cat fight

When two women fight HARDCORE style, usually resulting in someone being bloddied and incapacitated

Cat Fights are cool!

cat fight by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003

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DTJ

d - don’t

t - trust
j - james

Guys named james are a bunch of untrustworthy lying pieces of shit. Don’t get involved with them unless you want ur heartbroken. Therefore DTJ. if ur name is james cry about it idc.

“Omg remember the guy i’m talking to named james? he’s an asshole. DTJ.”

“So real girl, never trust the james 😂.”

DTJ by icespice enthusiast April 18, 2023

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alexes kay

A beautiful smart girl who is loving, caring, and loves to read.

"I like seeing that Alexes Kay"

alexes kay by J~netics May 4, 2016

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Shiggy Sniggly

When a woman fingers the man in the butt then after milking the prostate the man procedes to pee in her hair then fucks her wet hair till climaxing. Afterwords the man punches the woman till she bleeds then rubs the blood on his rectum to induce climaxes

Chris loved to do shiggy sniggly's with Kat till she somehow had lopped of one of chris's testicles with her nails. He now has one original testicle and one dog testicle.

Shiggy Sniggly by Mr. Mayonassse December 30, 2007

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