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shitlord 

A lord of shitposting. An internet troll who identifies as a person who posts allegedly nonsensical, meaningless, random, time-wasting and sometimes sexually explicit words, pictures and gifs/videos (i.e., "shitposts") on social media.

Often these posts are not "nonsensical," "meaningless" or "random," but rather are abusive, racist, misogynist, anti-LGBTQA and bigoted in other ways. The shitlord hides behind a mask of gleeful anarchy and random neutrality, when in fact he (and a shitlord, as the name implies, is usually -- though not always -- a "he") engages in the usual hate-spewing, bigotry, harassment and abuse of other kinds of trolls.

A lot of shitposts focus on the dodgier aspects of video-games and anime. There's a large overlap between self-described shitlords and Gamergaters.

The shitlord identity is a defensive posture, adopted after someone has accused the troll of being a troll. The troll's response is, "I'm not a troll! I'm just a shitlord -- the lord of random, anarchic, offensive, gonzo and therefore mildly amusing posts! It's all harmless. Just a bit of fun."

Since they're looking for attention via "getting a rise" out of their mark, when encountering a shitlord, it's best to use the time-honored method of dealing with trolls: DNFTT.
Shanae: I thought that guy ducksauce69 was kinda random, but he just put some really disgusting hentai on my time-line.
Ryan: I autoblock anyone who describes themselves as a "shitlord" in their bio. In my experience, aside from being slightly more grandiose and defensive, they're no different from any other troll.
shitlord by indigobunting February 27, 2017

brochocinco 

a top 10 bro name that falls between brosif stalin and president brobama
tom- "yo brochocinco thow me the bag of chip"
mike- "you got it brobama"
someone who is very small; usually pie related; there are only two people who are truly leetool...in the world
Pie 1: You are soooo LEETOOL!!!
Pie 2: Wow, I really want eet...
leetool by Pieban January 11, 2008

pump daddy c 

The biggest chad in anime universe, also the father figure for cell jr, and.. Also the brother of freeza the normie

Clocking 

The sound one's balls make when slapping against their thighs
Rajesh came clocking down the stairs after a hot shower.
Clocking by Kittykat99 November 24, 2016
The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis. See Also: Schmeg
Take a shower I can smell your fucking mbrown!!!

Don't chicks throw up when they see your mbrown?
mbrown by foxtrot24 March 29, 2009
Read With A Pen In Your Hand
"I want you all to RWAPIYH 'The Plauge' to page 250 by tomorrow," demanded Mrs. Dilg.
RWAPIYH by A student at moorpark October 9, 2006
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