eboonezer scrooge
A name given to a person who doesn't like Halloween. Essentially Ebenezer Scrooge, but for hallowed.
eboonezer scrooge by ryatellsastory December 31, 2015
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Urban Dictionary
Hassock
Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.
sapnu puas
A sly way to ask someone for nudes.
Works better if you put the upside down question mark before and lowercase every letter.
Works better if you put the upside down question mark before and lowercase every letter.
sapnu puas by Longrod-van-Hugendong June 13, 2018
Invisible
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
I stare from afar in my hand-broken heart while I play pretend
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
And it's you, yes, it's true, you don't even know it, I can't ever win
Am I invisible?
Should I let it go? Would you ever know?
Am I just another crazy laying on the low?
Am I invisible?
Will you ever see what you do to me?
Breaking hearts in the dark so easily
Am I invisible?
or
I cant see you, your invisible.
I stare from afar in my hand-broken heart while I play pretend
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
And it's you, yes, it's true, you don't even know it, I can't ever win
Am I invisible?
Should I let it go? Would you ever know?
Am I just another crazy laying on the low?
Am I invisible?
Will you ever see what you do to me?
Breaking hearts in the dark so easily
Am I invisible?
or
I cant see you, your invisible.
Invisible by a person making a word December 29, 2020
dirty venomiunjo
Having sex with an African (male) and shitting all over there face and screaming “camouflage”, until the man goes blind and you then bite his toes off until your sick on his mothers nipples
dirty venomiunjo by dictionaryboy16282 July 31, 2024
Mayflower
When person 1 walks up to person 2 and says they're going to do something to person 2, but person 2 doesnt beleive them, then person 1 actually does it. then person 1 says "MAYFLOWER *cuss word*"
Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna knock your water bottle off the table
Person 2: hahah, alright whatever. <--doesnt think he's being serious
*person 1 knocks off water bottle*
Person 1: MAYFLOWER MUTHA FUCKER.
Person 2: hahah, alright whatever. <--doesnt think he's being serious
*person 1 knocks off water bottle*
Person 1: MAYFLOWER MUTHA FUCKER.
Mayflower by lolcatfish May 28, 2011