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naiboring 

To have sex with a pillow while spying about the girl nextdoor. Favorite activity of an cyber predator.
Stop naiboring before I report you to my local authorities and have you arrested and prosecuted. I mean it I'm just a 15 year old girl and you can go to prison for trying to lure me.
naiboring by witness jehova July 11, 2011

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
Muff Blumpkin by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

Feminist 

Feminism is the act of wanting / supporting women. Feminism oppes for equal pay, equal respect, no sexual assault tolerance etc. if you agree in any of these... believe it or not your probably a feminist. Many people believe that feminist are just a bunch of man hating women however they word feminist is misunderstood. They are just people who believe in equality as any other descent person should.

Ps: men can be feminist too!! 😋
Josh: I’m going to a feminist rally
Amanda: what’s feminism?
Josh: supporters of equality based on gender

my craft 

something aiden dawe used describe his basketball journey
guy: “yo hows your craft going”
aiden: “my crafts going good fam”
my craft by otis333 November 16, 2022

April 24th 

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.
Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
April 24th by cow slut April 23, 2021
meanin good. not like SanJ Street said before cos if you ask for a fag and they say they ent got none left and you say sound mate it sounds sarcastic as fuk.
beccy: i went to Scream last nite
scuz: yeh?
beccy: yeh it was wel sound!!
scuz: tru
sound by ali p April 15, 2005

Cindy the Dick 

A gay ass person who kicks you in your penis
Cindy the Dick by &dy January 2, 2009
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