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Cultural Marxist 

Anybody with the AUDACITY to disagree with the alt-right; includes feminists, The Gays™, people who believe the earth is round, and actual Marxists.
Those cultural Marxists won't let me be racist!! This is an afront to my freedom of speech!

Doris Day Parking Spot 

The most swetest parking space you can get, usually in front of the door, closest to entrance etc. Usually when you get this you will have a lucky shopping experience.

Reason: In the Doris Day movies, she always got the greatest parking spot everytime she went shopping. You never saw her drag her ass from the back of the parking lot.
WOW how lucky am I, I just got a Doris Day Parking spot.

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.
baby bruise by Joshee November 28, 2006
An old person with bad ass vibes
A funny white goop that starts to come out of boys from the ages 12-15, don't go too deep into the urban dictionary with this word, because you will get an inevitable huge-ass boner
Jack: Did you know that I started cumming?
Dereck: Nice bro!
Cum by Pipopaido2 March 5, 2022

Cocaine Powder Keg 

It's when a guy tugs his dick between his legs while the girl sucks it and snorting cocaine out of the guys ass.
Give Cocaine Powder Keg and shell love you for never nigga
Cocaine Powder Keg by Shermboy Phresh December 14, 2012
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