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desert eagle 

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desert eagle- a simiauto hand gun that is most commonly found in 357mag,44mag,50AE with 9,8,7 magazine capacities. fitted with either a 6 or 10 inch barrel. The desert eagle weighs 72oz or 4.5lbs it is made by IMI but sold in the US by magnum research. Cost new from about $1250.00 and up depending on where it was purchased and the finish of the gun/ accessories.

To clear up common myths and misinformation of the desert eagle
The desert eagle is a large hand gun but is completly manageable. It will not break your wrist or come near doing so (Know a kid that could shoot a Smith and wesson 500 mag.{more powerful then the 50AE} when he was 9 and did not get hurt in any way.) It is not the best pistol in the world due to its size and weight and the reliablity. You can shoot it with one hand but the average hunter/shooter with much shooting experince would not do it since it is fairly difficult to hold 4.5lbs strait out and be accurate. And if you do shoot it with one hand most will not drop it and it will not hurt you when shot properly. Yes it can kill a bear and kill most animals but its nothing to brag about there are thousands of hand guns that can do the same and hit much harder(S&W500 or S&w460)and be more effective. The desert eagle is not a smart choice for defence against animals(or anything else) due to its weight and bulk 4.5lbs doesnt seem like much but packing it on your side makes you tired very quickly ecspecaily if all you do is sit on your comp and play CS all day. The fact that its a simiauto does not make it better in any way then a revolver. Also Magnum rounds like 357,44,50AE(the recoil and power from these cartriges are not what many think them to be) can be shot off quickly when done by someone who knows what the fuck they are doing. If you have little firearm knowlege and base your oppinion on a movie or a game then keep your comments to yourself So people that want to know what a desert eagle is will not get fed mis info.
The CS nerd thougt the "deagle" was the best firearm in the world since you could kill things in one shot.
The hunter was considering a desert eagle for a handgun but decided a revolver either a ruger,smith and wesson, or a taurus.
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Max 

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Max is a person who has large genitals and is good looking, we all need a max in our life
Jeez I wish I was max
Max by Jamaica23 January 1, 2023

Iris 

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Don't mess with Iris, because she'll mess you up!

You need to stay on Iris' good side, if you don't Iris will find you!
Oh shit, Iris is gonna be so mad!
No Iris, I didn't mean it, nooooooo....
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Duc () 

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He is like Mr crabs (a tight ass). His name stands for dumb ugly cunt (Duc) and he would pick your nose for 50c. People enjoy stealing his computer keycaps to the point were his key board looks depressed.
Stop being a Duc ()
Duc () by totallynotjojohaha000 July 18, 2023

Alabama Lawnmower 

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The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

Pandorgasm 

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The feeling you get when you are listening to streaming radio on Pandora and Pandora plays that perfect song you've been waiting to hear.
Guy #1: Dude, I love that new Eminem song.
Guy #2: Dude, me too. I had a Pandorgasm when Pandora played it earlier.
Guy #1: Dude, that is awesome!
Pandorgasm by chuck_bad November 21, 2010

tear up 

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to be right on the verge of crying.
Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
tear up by Guru Voodoo July 23, 2008
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