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anti-buymax

The crushing disappointment associated with being unable to purchase consumer goods.
"I went to order the TV but my credit card was maxed out, what an anti-buymax!"
anti-buymax by tweettweet January 16, 2008

Cottage cheese blanket 

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now
Cottage cheese blanket by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
Dude by Ljman498@gmail.com October 4, 2021

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Drawing Amps 

Being overly tired, but still being in a state of wakefulness; Still being conscious at the end of a heavy night of drinking.
"Dude, it's 04h00! I'm drawing amps now!"

"Nah man, we'll get you a red bull and you'll be shananah after that."
Drawing Amps by Grotoiler January 23, 2017

Alcoprose 

A collection of words originally intended as a sentence that no longer makes any real sense due to imbibification. This most commonly occurs in text messages and drunken emails.
An example of recent alcoprose whilst trying to send a message to a female: "Toget good. When? sweep jeffur in hope room vomit ww"
Alcoprose by Jeffurjesusjez April 5, 2011
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