To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up

Glomp spelling incorrectly.

A lovely young man, not a douchebag, with a distinctive laugh. Chads love the outdoors and helping people. Despite their faithfulness in romantic relationships, Chads are magnets for the ladies due to their cute bums. They use their vast knowledge for good instead of evil (most of the time). While Chads are notorious for being right, they are very humble indeed, and sometimes feel bad for needing to be correct so often. Truely, Chads are good people.

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

an actual fag.

who has a severe case of nguyenphobia

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.