Qualifying something as above and beyond the normal bounds of crappiness or gay. Usually used to express feelings of deep resentment towards that object/person/idea etc. Note: transuber can be prefixed with many other words to create the same effect of intensifying that word.
1. A often unconscious precision with which individuals unknowingly plan, memorize and strategically insert a series of exaggerated dramatic events into their lives.
2. A behaviour requiring considerable effort, care and nurturing, infusing every moment of the day, invading every conversation, impeding every action and creating pain and suffering for those who could otherwise be leading happy lives.
3. The single most practiced methodology to cover up immaturity and fear, used by human beings to keep themselves separate and protected from others playing the game of life 'safely' - void of excitement, happiness, community and joy.
When you are officially older than dirt, but look damn good (not really) riding a scooter around to get to your next gaming session covered in all sorts of geckos.
Chris is really embracing the daddy gramps lifestyle with his new tramp stamp and scooter. He's so old when he Jack's off he shoots powder