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The unpleasant, greasy-headed potions professor from the Harry Potter series. He is a major douche to Harry, mainly because he was madly in love with Harry's mother, but due to his own screw-up, she wound up hating him, loving his enemy, having a child with his enemy, then dying.

Basically, Snape is cranky because of his lack of a sex life, and Harry is a living reminder of the fact that his enemy had a sex life and he did not.
Snape-"Detention, Potter! And a hundred fifty thousand points from Gryffindor!"

Harry-"You know what? You're jealous of my dead father, you so rarely see the sun that your skin gives off its own glow, and you clearly haven't showered in a decade, because I could literally wring a gallon of oil out of your hair. I honestly can't think of anything more pathetic."
snape by 123squanto March 3, 2011

brans freestyle 

A rap by Brandon DiCamillo on CKY2K.
Brandon and Bam were going to make it into a sigle but couldn't afford the singles fee.
"I'll kick you high into a tree, higher than you can kick me."
brans freestyle by GirlSkater April 10, 2004

Rocking Soccer 

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.
Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"
Rocking Soccer by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016

i'm sleepy 

when you really want to sleep, but you're still awake
i'm sleepy, i want to go to bed
i'm sleepy by playboy1031 June 20, 2016
Australian English To sleep, generally after a big night on the turps
hey Rich, I'm smashed, going to gonk on your couch tonight, will try not to piss on the floor
gonk by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016

Philosophicalish 

Used to compare a description to (what a dumb person may think is) a philosophical idea.
Wow, what I just said sounds kind of philosophicalish.
Philosophicalish by Helga Kay June 27, 2007