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Divsheen (derogatory)

Divsheen is autistically gorgeous. Her gleaming brown orbs shine like a shit moon. Her hair, silky black like an ebony darkness raven. Always smiling like a goldfish cracker. One time I ate somany goldfish I threw up :(

But don't get on her dark side. If you ever anger her, she will kill your family. This is why Nadia is an orphan. Don't be like Nadia.
ICE SPICE: Divsheen (derogatory) thinks she's only the fart, but in reality she's the shit.

On the January 13th 2006 day, God said let there be autism. And there was autism.

dinkelsnapper 

A dinkelsnapper is another name for a lady's private parts that are covered in a velcro like pubic hair that snaps dinggle berries from a mans pubic region.
I hooked up with a dinkelsnapper this weekend and came out smoother than fresh Brazilian wax.
dinkelsnapper by TheUnKnown958 November 3, 2018

Bro-night 

Bro-night is a night when a group of male friends get together to do something in the intentional absence of women.

This is typically undertaken by a group of friends who are all in committed relationships, and wish to get away from womanly things, and eat pizza with their dude friends.
P1: Hey fella's bro-night is this tuesday, ditch ya bitch and come get some pizza.

P2: Uh sorry guys, I have to go to bed bath and beyond with my girl so we can pick up some lavender bath soap.

P3: Fuck that shit dude, bro-night is man-datory. You'll be there, and you'll be drinking fucking whiskey.

P2: You knnow what? Fuck yeah, I'll be there! Bro night!

P1: Bro nght!

P2: Bro night!
Bro-night by Bro-bono March 31, 2011

Arthouse 

(3): A marijuana joint of low to medium strength. So called because like an Arthouse movie there will be a reasonable amount of "bush" in it, but it isn't x-rated.
Person 1: Fancy a smoke?
Person 2: Sure, but just an arthouse... I've got an exam in an hour.
Arthouse by Kris Krengel November 26, 2019

a harry kirchoff 

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years
"I gave that girl a harry kirchoff"
A phrase quoted incessantly (like a mantra) by your mom.
I wish I had a dime for every time my maternal unit used this momtra on me, "Daughter, choices have consequences."
momtra by jlowe1964 April 10, 2010
You're having sex doggy style when you suddenly sneeze and thrust her head through the wall.
"I pulled a kaska on Claire the other night."
kaska by Juize June 29, 2006
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