Turtle Snorkel

The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.

Turtle Snorkel by CountRugen May 2, 2009

mint test

The mint test is administered immediately before trying to take a girl home. If you're not sure if a gal wants to get down, ask her if she'd like a mint. If she's into you she'll want to make sure her breath is fresh before anything happens. If she passes the mint test ask her back to your place. If not, get her number and good luck.

This all assumes that both parties haven't already started making out at the bar with nasty cigarette and booze breath.

Guy 1: You look like you're about to pull with that girl. You up for another round or you giving her the mint test?
Guy 2: Mint test!

Him: Mint?
Her: Yes, please.
Him: Lets go back to my place and hang out.
Her: mmmkay

mint test by sheik.yerbouti November 24, 2011

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destarte

slow or retarded

fucked in the head or empty
ignorant
prone to sexual indiscretion
dreadful
soul sucking succubus- jezebel

adj.-That is a very destarte way of thinking.

noun.- Your being such a destarte.
verb.- Are you really trying to destarte your way though this.

adverb.- instead for behaving like an adult, she when about her activity destartedly.
destarte destarted destarting destartful destartfully

destarte by medeivh foster August 30, 2017

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Joseph

A italian catholic name that gets no puss and sits inside playing video games all day

Hey its joseph! the guy who beats off to hentai!

Joseph by faiht May 6, 2022

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Hourglass

n. An extreme form of the drinking game Beirut. The set up calls for the entire back row of the pyramid of cups to fill up the width of the playing table and continuing until it reaches the middle of the table.

Man, we were playing beirut last night and decided to up the ante to hourglass. I totally blacked out. Good thing someone took pictures.

Hourglass by Mediocre Man December 11, 2009