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Someone so ignorant that they completely lack common sense (in the funny way)
I can't believe you would be such a floob
Floob by Floobmaker (Sam) October 23, 2018

Paschalzebra

A Paschalzebra is a medium sized critter who inhabits Antartica. This species is native from Mexico. The Paschalzebra creature smells of Basil and inhabits moist caves that are found deep in Antartica. If you ever find a Paschalzebra, be mindful, since it will most likely crank 90's on you if you try and mess with it. The Paschalzebra is so good at gaming that the entire race was banned from Valorant as it had a "natural competitive advantage." Pashchalzebras are predators to Arthur Blinds, it's like a whole food chain!
Wow, that Paschalzebra is smacked his hand on the table for the 1000th time today!
Paschalzebra by arthurblind May 22, 2023

Jonafart 

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.
(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.
Jonafart by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

mariluna 

Baddest bitch around. Got an amazing booty.
Damn, you see that girl? What a Mariluna.
mariluna by Sunset97 May 8, 2018

punk time 

Punk time refers to an individual who is serving time in prison and commits homosexual acts with other punks during his sentence. Some people claim not to actually be gay and just be gay in prison, it doesn't work like that. If someone is just trying to be gay while in prison but pretend they are actually straight, they are on some punk time. Don't associate with punks. On the outside, the phrase "punk time" can be used to describe any homosexual individual who thinks they are a gangster or hardcore but in reality are actually gay as fuck.
"I heard Keith just got out of the pen and was gonna swing by". "Nah, fuck Keith I heard he was on some punk time. That nigga is a faggot, was busting dudes cheeks up in the unit."
punk time by TitsMcGee454 March 5, 2017

Peyton List 

A very awesome and funny girl
Peyton List is very awesome and kind
Peyton List by Eminemstan17 March 7, 2022
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