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pawn stars 

A reality tv show that has such bad acting and predictable plot lines that it’s actually entertaining. The history content is really the most interesting part.
Pawn Stars Script:

Seller: “I would like to sell my 8th century Peruvian dildo.”
Rick: “Let me call in my buddy he’s knows everything there is to know about this stuff.”
Seller: “Ok”
pawn stars by Sir Memelot September 16, 2018
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Sandy Bandits 

The greatest band on this planet. Performing at a venue near you. Come down for the greatest display of musical genius ever shown.
Sandy Bandits are my favourite band by far! They are definitely going to blow up and become very famous better hop on this bandwagon!
Sandy Bandits by HUngryHippos4Life November 26, 2020
More commonly from New York City, citiots venture out to their summer homes in the Hamptons from Memorial Day to Labor Day. They usually have fancy cars and are usually wealthy. They drive like they own the place, and they walk around town and in stores like they own them too. Citiots are very snobbish. See also snob
Mom did you see that citiot cut me off at the stop sign?

Wow, that citiot just cut in front of me!
Citiot by cheesemonsta August 24, 2008

bumhole surgery 

An act where one is highley intoxicated (see "Don Piano") also may be known as a bumhole surgeon. Generaly when someone is involved in this act it is due to spending too much time at ours house.

Luigi, your mother is a bloody aardvark!

Fuck off Ben Hodson, you bloody bumhole surgeon.

Luigi: hmmm Bumhole Surgery
bumhole surgery by mrskag February 5, 2008
A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
Hoffing by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

damn bro that's crazy 

when your friends' talkin bout sum shit you don't care about while your tryna do something.
Billy: Sam, my parents are getting a divorce, I'm pretty depressed and I really need emotional support in these times.

Sam: Damn bro that's crazy, but I'm in the second round in Fall Guys.
damn bro that's crazy by nutlmao August 31, 2020

Jonathan (Cas)

A retard that vapes in class

One Moto moto’s best friends

Sells vapes
Got kicked out
Mostly used as an insult
Has good mucis taste
Yo fagamoto, dont be a jonathan (cas) be an Awun instead
Jonathan (Cas) by WordMaster60 March 21, 2019