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Urban Dictionary

Jerkumcision 

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.
The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.
Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012
When someone lets someone else put their dick in their mouth.
Billy gave his girlfriend a blowjob.
(because not everyone with a penis is a boy, and not everyone with a vagina is a girl)

Opportuniting 

A word defined by DBO that refers to a person or team working on creating new opportunities.
This is to have the following effect:

1) Making sure people are listening
2) To consolidate more words needing to be used to articulate this effectively.
We need to focus on inbound opportuniting as a company to increase leads
Opportuniting by DBO1 March 29, 2020
Love: When happiness is all you feel,when you can never cry.
A uncontrollable urge to smile when you see the person you love.
To feel everything all at once and getting butterflys in you stomach.
When one word feels like a conversation.
Like when you have known the person your whole life.
Girl One:"Hi dude"
Guy:"Hay"
Girl One:Has a big grin and is blushing
Girl Two:"You so love him"
Love by Cool parson girl June 18, 2010
Mahak are tanlented in every aspect they just need to put their mind to it. Mahak are usually taken advantage of but they still have no grudges.But she will find a guy who will care for her even in the bad times,may demand a lot of things from her but will love her with full heart and will be the only person she ever needed probably he is sending u this message..
Don't break heart of Mahak otherwise she might break your bones
Mahak by Vdhfjshfhd November 26, 2021

paying with plastic 

when you use a credit card to pay at a store or restaurant
Waiter: How will you be paying tonight ma'am?
Lady: I'll be paying with plastic.
paying with plastic by E Flamingo September 26, 2008
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