by Hatred4 haybales July 1, 2020
I want to get a prostitute.
Better get putana, though expensive, they are better. But you must have dollars.
Better get putana, though expensive, they are better. But you must have dollars.
by Lord Konstantin November 20, 2016
Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.
" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"
"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"
"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"
by Sav Ex November 23, 2013
To be so angry with someone that your whole upper body becomes tense to the point where your shoulders elevate, your arms rise, and you find yourself in the face of your new adversary.
by Kick To Your Face Dot Com May 2, 2008
by TheBalance April 23, 2023
Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
by Shadowfax November 2, 2004
Viola, cutest person alive. Just talking to her makes your day brighter and melt.
Also know as Vio or V.
Also know as Vio or V.
by frenchgremlin February 13, 2022