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birmingham city 

Roof fell off their shit ground
Birmingham City AkA Small Heath Alliance
Empty trophie cabinet.
One had an away top in the clour of the germany flag.
steve bruce gets battered by his wife
paid 6mil for Emile Heskey, AH HA HA HA
MAN 1 : What does the bluenose do after
blues win the premiership

MAN 2 : Dunno?

MAN 1 : Turns the playstation Off
birmingham city by Holte_End_Army November 3, 2004
Beautiful,charming,very kind & humble.
Pradipa
Beautiful,charming,very kind & humble.
Pradipa by anonymous November 23, 2021

Steaming Toilet 

After pooping in a toilet, strongly force the female's face into the toilet bowl as she receives anal sex.
Person 1: Dude, i gave this slutty whore an intense steaming toilet last night!

Person 2: Did she choke your turd?

Person 1: YEAH i had to give her mouth to mouth. She almost died. The popcorn kernels and cheese got stuck in her esophagus.

Strip Joker

Strip Joker is when you dont have a deck of cards for strip poker therefore you use jokes instead. This is how it works. You tell a joke to a girl, if she laughs then she removes an article of cloathing. A mere smerck constitues removal. This rule is in effect because many of them do not have a sense of humor and it makes the game more entertaining. You must have good jokes to play but those are not hard to find with a little research. I can guarentee drunk girls for go with this no problem.
Jason: Hey you want to play Strip Joker?

Sally: Okay

Jason: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Sally: I don't know

Jason: A Gummy Bear

Sally: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Hilarious

Jason: Damn straight! Now take your top off...

Sally: Umm okay
Strip Joker by The Gobfather July 11, 2010

hannah montana 

An obnoxious 15-year-old girl who claims that she's a rock star when really all she is is a bubblegum pop star that will eventually be burned down just like the rest of the Disney Channel stars.

Can you name one Disney Channel girl star that has been mega famous and HASN'T ended up like a total trainwreck? (some that have are: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jamie-Lynn Spears, etc.)

Can't act, sing or make jokes for her life.
The laughter tape stays on for WAYYY too long on that show.

Also known as the idiotic Miley Cyrus.
Because her parents are so witty and smart as to name her after a smile. Now we must all bow down to them. *rolls eyes*
Disney wants to milk her for what she's worth, this includes selling Hannah Montana wigs so every little girl can feel 'special', Hannah Montana karaoke machines so that every little girl can be trained to produce the shitty tunes the stupid singer carries out, etc.

Nickames: Hannah Montanal, Miley Walrus, Miley Virus
Hannah Montana: Hey y'all. I done and got mahself a reeaall career as an amazingg actress und singaar. o doiii. I'm so sneakeh, nobodiee knows that I am Miley Cyrus. Heheeehe. Oh Em Gee, I have the best liifeh. Let's sing and brag to the world :D hyuk hyuk!

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hannah montana by POLINA-RAWR April 14, 2008

Scrollbelow.com 

Scrollbelow.com is a website the trolls are starting to pick up on. The site features cute animals but after a few pictures of bunnies and deer it goes to disgusting porn pictures. You have been warned.
Hey, have you checked out Scrollbelow.com? The pictures are so cute~