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Kakashi Hatake

KaKashi Hatake ("Scarecrow", "Farmland") is an elite ninja who used to be a squad captain of ANBU. He is the Jonin assigned to Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. On his left eye, he wields a Sharingan which he got from his late friend, Obito Uchiha. He is considered a child prodigy due to his graduating from the academy at such a young age (with distinction). With his natural talents and remarkable skills, he quickly ascended through the ranks and became known even in other countries. Although he doesn't look it, he is said to be a ninja with skills that could rival even those of a Hokage. Despite his prowess as a ninja, he appears and acts just like any other man who dislikes tempura but loves to read "Icha Icha" adult books.
Kakashi Hatake, the best and most handsome ninja.
Kakashi Hatake by Kubo May 14, 2009
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Fo shizzle my nizzle 

used to express feelings of concurence meaning sure my nigga.
person1: whaz up nigga?
person 2: nuttin dogg.
person1:u wanna go smoke a jizzle?
person2: fo shizzle my nizzle.
Fo shizzle my nizzle by bob April 16, 2005
Stolichnaya brand of vodka
yo i just grabbed a 26er of stoli, lets go back to my place and hit the bottle.
Stoli by mastakilla June 16, 2010
Any Hispanic girl that wears way too much makeup, has penciled in eyebrows, too much gel, a handful of at-home piercings, and is generally nasty. The hoodrat society is a hierarchy, with the main hoodrat, or the one who is considered the “prettiest”(sluttiest) and has friends who are usually second in command, at the bottom are the messenger hoodrats, who send messages like “quit talkin’ shit about my homegirl” or “my homegirl says you better quit talkin’ shit” to other girls. Hoodrats are generally very cowardly and hide behind their boyfriends or their gang connections. Usually have friends who will fight FOR them.
Description:
Age range: 14-19
habitat: working class neighborhoods, ghettos.
Clothing: anything tight.
Hair: black or dark brown, usu. W/ blonde highlights. Usually in very high ponytail,(known as the “hoodrat facelift”)
jewelry: gold, and lots of it. At-home Marylin Monroe piercing, 10 piercings on each ear.
Social traits: Beware, for they hunt in packs.
Pastimes: talking shit, having sex, getting “fucked up”, making enemies, shaving their eyebrows, getting pregnant, making out in public places(preferably school hallways), fighting, dispatching messengers.
That girls eyebrows are fake, you can tell she pencils ‘em in, what a freakin’ hoodrat.

Hoodrat: my homegirl says to quit talkin’ shit
Girl: tell her to say that shit to my face, and to get her stupid fellow hood rats off my back.
Hoodrat by Lola_lola23_2 April 17, 2006

straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight
she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

maitraditya 

a creature with the head of a human , body of a monkey , no penis , two balls with huge amounts of hair , butt cracks the size of grand canyons , 45 nipples and iq of a dyslexic cow. very rare creature , will fart poisonous gases like hydrogen sulphide if provoked
don't be a maitraditya man , be cool
maitraditya by seskyda November 23, 2021

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.
"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"
Soggy squid by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019