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by iamdiabetic1234567 September 12, 2020
Get the diaphobic mug.silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.
Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.
by the last great nobody July 2, 2009
Get the silent cry mug.A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.
Common examples of Megward the Wizard:
Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015
Get the Megward the Wizard mug.When one spends time with another that either leading to banging, or as an intermission between banging sessions. This person does not have a title i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Hey, want to hang out later? No sorry I can't, I'm habanging this girl from work later."
"Are you habanging that troll later?"
"Are you habanging that troll later?"
by tire-kicker, waste of time, June 19, 2018
Get the habanging mug.A female, or a effeminate man, that likes to be treated like a queen, that is a frequent flyer at the free clinic for her “re-check” for chlamydia, gonorrea, heroes, genital warts (HPV), .........
A: Britney called again, she’s got a drainage and a smell for the 3rd time this month. B: Tell her to come on in to the clinic for treatment. A: Good thing we’re crowning her as the “STD QUEEN” for the month since this is her second positive GC (Gonorrhea-Chlymidia) this week!!
by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017
Get the STD QUEEN mug.Aqua is a pop group from Europe that everyone loves to dance to their songs, but its taboo to publicly admit this.
by lordblazer January 28, 2007
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