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David

David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.
by Sgt. James June 28, 2019
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Peaches

Noun (euphemistic)

1. A fruit-derived euphemism used in reference to one’s tits, of which are not yet busty enough to be upgraded to being considered melons yet, usually also implying an implicit level of sweetness or tenderness. It is sometimes misunderstood as being a euphemism for one’s dumper, so the meaning is somewhat contextual as well.

Origin: unknown and mostly unattested, likely American colloquial.
“Agh… fuck! That damn hornet just stung me right in the peaches!”
by Asriel___LOVER May 22, 2025
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kessem

The purest blue boi that exists. Everybody misses him (whyd you leave big pineapple person)
Commonly know as the sugar cane god, cause he is named after an Ethiopian sugarcane factory. kessem has a phobia of animated gifs, although he can get past this because how good he is of a discord administrator. He is also afraid of having too much power, which makes him the perfect staff. Another thing about kessem, is that he is often confused about what time it is. When its 12pm and he has to leave for the time being, he always says good night.
person 1: Yo, did you see that gif spammer get banned yesterday?

person 2: Yea, kessem banned him in less than 10 sec, the staff in this server are on point!
by BarryTheBlue March 15, 2021
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Smeagolese

A combination of Gollum’s name of origin, ‘Sméagol,’ and ‘legalese,’ Smeagolese is legal term to describe legal language that at first seems standard, but on deeper inspection, disguises a sinister and antisocial declaration.
While written deftly, Zuckerberg’s anti-DEI statement is simply Smeagolese to discount diversity as a strength and to increase wealth disparity.
by HoneyBooRad January 11, 2025
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Hater’s rant

A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.
John Cena is talking, but it sounds like a hater’s rant!
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Kermy

A word that describes ANYTHING. It can mean:
1) good
2) bad
3) amazing
4) cool
5) ugly
6) naked
7) delicious

whatever you want it to mean!
1) the german chocolate cake was so kermy
2) Jan Jon smells kermy
3) that blowjob was kermy
4) ninja turtles are so fucking kermy
5) Shaun White is the least kermy person in existence
6) the kermy asian jiggled his thighs as he frolicked down the road
7) that cheez-it tasted kermy
by SHAUNwhite July 16, 2009
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lemonmeatball

1. a meatball that tastes or is a lemon.

2. famous tik toker and is always gonna be ur fav mutual🤤🙏
1. "yo these lemonmeatballs kinda taste like ass ngl."

2. "lemonmeatball got like 1 mil likes on a tt i cant believe i'm mooties with a famoose person🤪🤪"
by imonthevergeofkms June 12, 2021
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