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beethoven

Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
Possibly the most revolutionary and effective composer of all time, Ludwig van Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies with sketches for a tenth, 5 piano concerti, a violin concerto, 32 sonatas (not 23 like it says up there), 16 string quartets, and other various works: in all, over 130 number opera (plural of opus) and numerous other works labeled 'work without opus'. His five piano concerti have sold more copies than almost any other classical record. Beethoven was composer in both the classical and romantic periods. His third symphony in Eb major, "eroica," is said to be the beginning of the romantic period.
Near his last 20 years of life, he finally accepted he was going deaf and went into a state of severe depression, during which he composed very little, but what he did compose, including the famous "chorale" symphony in Dm (no. 9), was great. Unfortunately, his opera, Fidelio, failed horribly because of Beethoven's diminishing hearing.
The greatest mistake of Beethoven's career was Work Without Opus No. 59: Bagatelle in A minor (Für Elise for you non-musicologists). This piece, besides mozart's K 545, is the most-spammed piece by pianists in the history of the world. In fact, it pisses them off, so just don't play it!

Famous Pieces by Beethoven include:
Symphony No. 3 in Eb major "eroica"
Symphony No. 5 in Cm
Symphony No. 6 in F major "pastorale"
Symphony No. 9 in Dm "chorale"
Piano Concerto No. 5 in Eb major "emperor"
Piano Sonata No. 8 in Cm "pathetique"
Piano Sonata No. 14 in C#m "moonlight" (quasi un fantasia)
Piano Sonata No. 29 in Bb major "hammerklavier"
33 Variations on a Waltz by Diabelli
WoO 59 in Am "Für Elise"
Music store customer #1: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(10 minutes later)
Music store customer #2: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(30 minutes later)
Music store customer #3: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
Actually talented pianist: OMG why did beethoven even write that?
by Brian H. August 20, 2007
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Rick Harrison

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work with my old man, and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price - one thing I've learned after 21 years, you'll never know what's gonna walk through that door.
Friend: I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work with my old man, and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price - one thing I've learned after 21 years, you'll never know what's gonna walk through that door.

Me: I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work with my old man, and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price - one thing I've learned after 21 years, you'll never know what's gonna walk through that door.
by RickHarrisonPawnStar August 8, 2016
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Elktember

The blending of August and September archery elk season. Since the season combines the two months, the entire season shall be known as, ‘Elktember’.
Is it Elktember yet?
by Beau Hunter August 29, 2018
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cummie squad

A group with a 23yr old man and a 16yr old teen
pp1 : Wilbur, if I tell my mother that I am in a group called "cummie squad" with a 23yr old man, what do you think she'll think?
by your mom :] June 21, 2021
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Kink Lord

when you get all of the kinks out of the hose in one go
“hey son that was impressive you’re such a kink lord!”
by appleuser14 November 27, 2021
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Mehrbaan

A word that originated in Persia, however commonly used as someone who pulls an immense amount of girls and is a self aligned munch.
Noun: Dude gets hella bitches he is a mehrbaan
Verb: Dude gets hella bitches he is baaning right now.
by Gdas55 March 26, 2024
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American Beer Coaster

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.
This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!
by this CD is really bad September 27, 2004
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