Urban Dictionary

A state of permanent crankiness; generally onset after continuous demoralization and disenfranchisement of an individual or group, in a workplace or household.

A failure at combining the words "absolutely" and "positively." As some of you may have noticed, it drops the "tiv" part of "positively."

For a better version, try using "Absoposilutively."

The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.

A commonly used word as a replacement of "jokes".

a soundcloud rapper with freeforms dreads.

Noun Phrase:

1. Computer Technical: What is your Internet Protocol Number? Internet Protocol is the standard that describes how data is sent across networks and one of the Internet’s most important elements.

2. Slang: A question to where a person is at that moment either geographically or in an abstract sense.

when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron