Urban Dictionary

when you go to Cub Food's and bag other people's groceries

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus

nasty little bloodsucking creature that lives in my basement. if Vivi comes over, she has to sit in my lap to be safe! :P

The area between a man's stomach and pubic area. Often makes noises if shaken because it contains unknown liquid.

Another way to call someone overweight if they don't want you to call you that.

Pitty fucking is the act of sticking your solid hard erection into a woman/mans armpit, and procede to fuck them as if it were a vagina or butthole.

Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!