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A favorite of aggressive and sexually adventurous medical students everywhere, the storied Rob Job consists of a twofold stimulation of the human male.
The partner first inserts his/her fist into the Rob Jobee's rectum in order to roughly stimulate the prostate and seminal vesicles while using the other hand to simultaneously excite the glans penis.
The ultimate goal of the ambitious Rob Job is to achieve synchronous expulsion of bodily fluids and/or matter from both the urethral and rectal canals.
The partner first inserts his/her fist into the Rob Jobee's rectum in order to roughly stimulate the prostate and seminal vesicles while using the other hand to simultaneously excite the glans penis.
The ultimate goal of the ambitious Rob Job is to achieve synchronous expulsion of bodily fluids and/or matter from both the urethral and rectal canals.
(n.) After performing an exceptionally satisfying Rob Job on Herbert, Mabel yelled with glee, "Touchdown!" while signaling the call with two upraised and soiled hands.
(v.) "Did you see that girl," asked an inquisitive Billy, "I almost Rob Jobbed in my pants! Good thing I decided on Depends this morning!"
(v.) "Did you see that girl," asked an inquisitive Billy, "I almost Rob Jobbed in my pants! Good thing I decided on Depends this morning!"
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*Plink*
Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!
Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!
Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
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