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flower

What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.
I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.
by austinlim July 10, 2022
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nuking missouri

bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date
by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021
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going to New Jersey

Any sexual act involving honey.

Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.
"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."
by real brooklyn March 26, 2017
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Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.
Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 28, 2021
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firechicken

That firechicken got smoked by the EVO on Memorial last night
by Ashes September 6, 2003
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oshua

I'm glad Oshua has sex with me and builds shit too. Lucky girl
by Miss sewn April 19, 2017
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Giraffesaurus

A Giraffe thats a dinosaur. Their rare and only in some epic zoos. made up creature that would kick some a$$.
Whoa is that a giraffe? No that's a Giraffesaurus.
by Logenl1 August 7, 2011
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