Urban Dictionary

The study of dweebs

one who demonstrates supreme stupidity and says aint alot leading to demise of her pride and slip on american eagle shoes

A slacker with no job and a blown in 2 ways Cobra; A person who thinks his grandma's bank account is his to spend; An individule who sits at home and will not get off his ass to fix any of his cars.

My boyfriend, my munchkin, my sweetie pie, my little ray of sunshine, and my lifeline. Super soft and cute outside, but can be a little bit wild and sexy on some special occasions. Super sensitive, but it's just his nature due to growing up with so much love and warmth! I love you, Jevano Ainsley Vleugels.

During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

to complete the learnification process.

spends too much on ryanair flights and drink, sarky fecker anarl