Urban Dictionary

Legs in the air, lighter in hand Joslyn let go with a wicked flamart.

I've just been sprowsing and found over a dozen versions of my favourite song.

Did you see that big girl doing those flips? That broad was plumptastic!

"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"

I am such a spencer d

“Ouch my biffin hurts!” - grace
“Maybe you should book a doctors appointment for a biffinectomy” -sinead and katelin

Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.