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surrogut

Refers to someone else whom you feed junk foods to instead of eating them yourself while you're trying to lose weight; said "designated ballooner" therefore develops a disgusting bulgy flabby stomach himself, while your own "spare tire" goes from a P304/65/R17 down to around a P150/30/R17.
A classic demonstration of a "surrogut" can be seen in da famous 1935 Laurel & Hardy comedy "Thicker Than Water", in which so much of The Boys' blood gets swapped back and forth between them during a botched transfusion dat Ollie ends up much slimmer while Stan gains fifty pounds or more.
by QuacksO January 19, 2023
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Aristotle

Very reliable and they never complain no matter how much you vent, Excellent minecraft buddy, Expect a ton of cat memes
“Dhdhdhdhdss” Quote by: Aristotle
by anonymous May 15, 2022
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XEHN FN

Fat ass, usually has a 2 incher. He’s not good in bed. He is a terrorist above everything. He likes men named tavan and enjoys to suck cock.

Ex: wow he sucked tavans cock? He must be a xehn fn
Ex: wow he sucked tavans cock? He must be a xehn fn
by iink fn October 22, 2019
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Woofcookie

In reference to shitting on someone's chest after anal sex. Usually in reference to anal sex between two men.
"He took his dick out and I left a woofcookie on his chest"
by Woofcookie October 10, 2009
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haseeb

is a very cool guy that i am going to marry;) he is genuine and honest and loveable
oh tamzino who are u gna marry

haseeb duh
by tamzinooooooo July 23, 2022
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Dachi

Good-looking young man with great taste in clothes and fragrances. His inborn positive mindset leads to feel loosely around him. As well as being outgoing he never rejects any suggestions. Moreover he will back any idea no matter the time. "chuqu matarabelo gulis gamxarebelo" - words, which match his personality.
"Chuqu matarebelo gulis gamxarebelo" - Dachi
by Mrs. Grace November 21, 2021
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Chipsn

Chipsn (verb): The art of devouring a bag of chips with the grace and subtlety of a herd of stampeding elephants, usually executed right after stumbling home from a wild night of drinking. It's a symphony of crunches and crinkles, a culinary performance that's as entertaining as it is messy. The louder you munch, the more legendary your 'chipsn' status becomes. Bonus points for leaving chip crumbs as evidence of your late-night culinary masterpiece.
Person A (drunk and on the phone with friends): "Hey, guys, I'm back home, just making some rice!"

Sounds of clattering dishes, slamming of cabinet

doors, and loud crunching noises

Person B (on the phone with Person A): "Wait, what's that crunchy sound? That doesn't sound like rice."

Person A (sheepishly): "Um, I'm chipsn."
by UndercoverAgentAttorney October 7, 2023
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