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Sex story

A story that makes you cum, read my sex story below! Hope u enjoy it, and do me a favour and cum while reading ;)
Here’s my sex story

My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’

Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h
by hxoxo June 2, 2021
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clown penis

The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.
While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.
by Funtimecooltime July 15, 2006
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hypocrite burger

VegetarianDude1: "Can I get a veggie burger with bacon?"
Dude2: "I'll have a hypocrite burger too"
by MutleyTheMutt November 1, 2012
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Vedaswiny

Vedaswiny is full of knowledge and wisdom and multi talented and all rounder makes everyone happy with soft mind but once if they are hurt ur not able regain them
be like vedaswiny
by Mom and dads November 24, 2021
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Libeary

A giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. The libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. Then you are stuck inside the libeary's tummy forever.
Little Johnny: "Finally!" (breathes in air) "the libeary!"
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!"
Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!"
Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet."
Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!"
Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary."
Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming)
by Grace2598 February 9, 2010
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Masiel

in Hebrew means she who comes down from the stars.
Origins Spanish
Masiel A respelling of the phrase "Mas Cielo" which is a Spanish phrase meaning "more sky" or "more heaven
by masiel August 15, 2008
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chiefing

To draw on someones face when they are passed out after drinking
by John November 23, 2003
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