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When you see a fight and one guys talking shit but he gets knocked the fuck out.
Person 1: Mayne, I kick yo ass mofo.
Person 2: Kick this bitch! *Drop kick to the teeth*
Person 3: Ohh, you just got WRECKED!!
Person 1: Mayne, I kick yo ass mofo.
Person 2: Kick this bitch! *Drop kick to the teeth*
Person 3: Ohh, you just got WRECKED!!
by grizzlyxx March 9, 2010
Get the Wrecked mug.A style of transportation where a group of friends dress up as hobbits/elves/dwarves/fantasy fiction stuff, and walk an extremely long distance to perform a task that would take ten minutes in a car, such as going to the bank or grabbing a bite to eat. After the task is complete the fellowship must get a ride back from a friend.
Passerby in car: "Hey its pretty hot outside for those clothes you have there. Do you guys need a ride?"
Guy twiddling his mustache: "One does not simply drive to the Costco for bulk underwear. We are fellowshipping. We have a friend picking us up on the way back."
Passerby: "Umm... yeah.. you do that.."
Guy twiddling his mustache: "One does not simply drive to the Costco for bulk underwear. We are fellowshipping. We have a friend picking us up on the way back."
Passerby: "Umm... yeah.. you do that.."
by Baboooshka May 25, 2014
Get the Fellowshipping mug.In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodge mug.A Pigeon is basically your average valley girl, only meaner, and more ignorant. Pigeons tend to say things like, "Is cancer a sexually-transmitted disease like AIDS?". Pigeons can also be boys. Pigeon-boys, while mean and ignorant, are the type of guys that go to Warped Tour just so they can brag to their friends about going. They don't usually like the music, although they might know all the words.
Word Founded By: Chasity Harlan
Word Founded By: Chasity Harlan
Pigeon-girl: Imagine you're walking down the hallway at school, in a long black dress with black tennis shoes, and all of a sudden, you hear these giggles. You realize (dum dum dum) they're pigeons. As soon as you realize this, one squeals, "OMIGAWD! Wearing tennis shoes with a skirt?!?!? That is *such* a fashion no-no!" More giggles after that. A few months later, you see the same flock wearing skirts and matching tennis shoes. Oh, the irony.
Pigeon-boy: Metrosexuals in trucker hats. They're the kind of guy who asks someone out just to get a reply. No matter what your answer is, they'll stalk down the hallway, throwing an "I was just kidding" over the shoulder back at you. But occasionally, they'll drag it on for a day or tow just to see how long it takes you to realize that they don't actually like you. Now, keep in mind, pigeon-boys are not your average, run-of-the-mill jocks. Oh, no. They are a much more ancient, primal breed. Yes, even more primal than the jocks who seem to communicate entirely through grunts (jockspeak).
We cannot let these inferior breeds muddle our less inferior, but not quite superior ones.
Pigeon-boy: Metrosexuals in trucker hats. They're the kind of guy who asks someone out just to get a reply. No matter what your answer is, they'll stalk down the hallway, throwing an "I was just kidding" over the shoulder back at you. But occasionally, they'll drag it on for a day or tow just to see how long it takes you to realize that they don't actually like you. Now, keep in mind, pigeon-boys are not your average, run-of-the-mill jocks. Oh, no. They are a much more ancient, primal breed. Yes, even more primal than the jocks who seem to communicate entirely through grunts (jockspeak).
We cannot let these inferior breeds muddle our less inferior, but not quite superior ones.
by Chasity Harlan January 1, 2005
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Get the oof mug.Absolute cute boy; Polish Goth Kid who has a charming voice and personality; Also a fucking loser with a huge cock
Boy 1: Yo is that the goth kid Kacper Sek?
Boy 2: Nah he chill af, he fucked your sister
Boy 1: Oh cool, wait what?
Boy 2: Nah he chill af, he fucked your sister
Boy 1: Oh cool, wait what?
by ObamaTheZebra October 17, 2019
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