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matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.
Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?
by god March 25, 2005
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Homework

A form of torture for children which is impossible to make use of.
instead of doing something productive, I had to do my shitty homework.
by pointlesstrash November 12, 2019
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Getting your jerry popped

Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.
JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.
by APantzMember November 24, 2011
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Misaki

Some almost as cool than Wheels
Wheels”you’re not as cool as me misaki”
Misaki”yes, you’re correct wheely”
by Whblue August 12, 2023
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rage memes

A meme that is normally drawn in the format of a comic-like storyline, and uses a certain variety of characters, such as: troll face, me gusta, and forever alone to name but a few
Dude quit looking at those goddamned mothuerfuckin' rage memes you little fuck!
by Shadeslayer6106 January 13, 2019
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mirrorgasm

To climax against your own reflection. This is an act of extreme erotic narcissism. Often preceded by removal of clothes in front of the mirror. Ususally nude, sometimes heightened with a little body oil. One slowly rocks and grinds against the cold glass. Kissing the glass. Eye contact makes it even more intense. The result is a quaking spasming passionate union with your double, on the other side of the looking glass. A simultaneous mirrorgasm. Warning: this can be addicitve. If practiced too much, one can fall in love ith themselves.
Giselle couldn't get last night's mirrorgasm out of her mind. The six foot mirror was streaked a smudged with body prints and lipstick marks. Her own. No one could come close. No one had the ability to touch Giselle, sending her into paroxysyms of ecstacy No one... but Giselle. And her "mirrorgasms" were her secret ritual.. Where body and body met . limbs entwined, hibone against hipbone, nipple against nipple. At the height of the mirrorgasm, the whole world disappeared aruond her as she fused with her double, every inch her perfect skin an electrode of pleasure.
by ranna obliqua June 21, 2007
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November 4th

November 4th is National embarrass a racist day
"Hey man I heard what Rick said to you"

"yeah it's good thing tomorrow is November 4th"
by Gontok November 4, 2021
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