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kurtzer

the world's biggest smack tard/homo/rice queen and gets enemas ofen, related to the hulk
by MacGyver March 11, 2004
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vithika

Vithika is a strong , brave and beautiful girl. She is passionate and and she loves deeply. She is kind and you can't help loving her.
"look at her, she's so herself, there's so few of them"
"Yeah, she must be Vithika"
by UsDoArt January 17, 2019
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Skeeter

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.
Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"
by Norton1987 June 14, 2008
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balcony toss

Having sexual intercourse with a woman and proceeding to immediately throw her from a balcony.
I didn't bother poking an airhole for the glass bottom boat, since I planned to follow it up with a balcony toss.
by Private Johnson February 8, 2007
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Lina

Lina is the most beautiful person on this earth. Her smile is insanely beautiful and her eyes are so stunning we can't help stare into them and get lost in her beauty. Shes perfect in every way. And boys, if you ever get yourself a Lina make sure u respect her and show her love because u will forever be in debt with her for her loving you. Lina is extremely gorgeous never let her go because she is priceless.
Person 1: Do you know a Lina ?
Person 2: Yeh I know a Lina she's makes me so happy with her perfection
by Timmy7315 June 22, 2016
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Captain Obvious

Something that you refer to somebody as after they have stated an obvious fact; the captain of obvious. can be used in contexts as...
1. "Thank you captain obvious."
2. "Captain obvious strikes again!"
3. "thanks for the imput, captain obvious"
1-"Check out the sky"
2-"yea...it's blue"
1-"Thank you captain obvious"
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Brolaria

The disease spread by the contamination of being in the presence of too many bros in any situation. Or interacting with bros in any manner. Highly contagious and spread quickly through physical contact. No reported cure as of late.
I think I caught Brolaria from Troy last night. I can't stop thinking about his frat and Bro hat!
by MSUlove13 June 20, 2011
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