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Hate on the intern

A daily task taken on by the SalesOps team
Company: "I feel like you guys always hate on the intern"
SalesOps: "He asks for it"

Intern: "blah blah blah" (joke)
SalesOps: "Was that supposed to be a joke?"

Company: "That intern kid is so cool!"
SalesOps: "hahahahahahahahahahaha"

SalesOps to Intern: "When do you leave again?"

SalesOps to Intern (every day): "Wait, were you saying something? Are you still talking?"
by Intern Kid August 19, 2011
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Jack Sparrow

A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.
After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, my girlfriend and I went home and I gave her a Jack Sparrow.
by Captain Jack Sparrow Himself February 8, 2008
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shampow

To repeatitly punch a $1000 prostitute in the face who's biting your tongue and won't let go.
So how did you get her to let go?
SHAMPOW!!- she never saw it comin
by DickMagnet March 31, 2009
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Rodney Mullen

Johnny Rodney Mullen (born August 17, 1966 in Gainesville, Florida) is a professional skateboarder, and widely considered to be one of the most influential skaters in the history of the sport. He is credited with inventing the majority of ollie and flip tricks introduced throughout the 1980s and early 1990s, including, the Kickflip, the Heelflip, and the Impossible, which are regularly performed in modern street and vertical skateboarding

His Early career - the 1970s and 1980s:
Mullen started skateboarding at the age of 10, when his father (who had opposed his son's wishes) finally agreed to give Rodney a skateboard on the condition that he always wore pads, and with the understanding that if he were to ever get hurt he would have to quit. On January 1, 1977 he bought his first skateboard. His first sponsor was Bill Murray at Inland Surf Shop where Rodney used to skate in their carpark. He rode a Walker Skateboard in his first contest at Kona in Jacksonville, FL in 1977, placing third in Boys Freestyle. The 11-year old attracted the attention of skateboard manufacturer Bruce Walker, which resulted in Mullen earning sponsorship with Walker Skateboards.

For the next 3 years, Rodney took first place in almost every contest he entered. His nearly 30 contest victories, mostly in Florida, culminated with a win at the Oceanside Nationals in May, 1979 in the 11-13 year old sponsored boys division. At the time, Rodney's coaching influence came primarily from Barry Zaritsky, a skateboard and fitness enthusiast who encouraged a radical training regimen for him. In 1980, the week of his 14th birthday, Rodney entered, and won, his first professional contest at the Oasis Pro in San Diego, beating then world champion, Steve Rocco.

This victory solidified a new sponsorship for Rodney with Powell Peralta, for whom he skated over the next 8 years. In early 1989, Mullen left Powell Peralta and bought out John Lucero(for $6000) to become a partner in World Industries with Steve Rocco. By that time, Rodney had won 34 of 35 freestyle competitions he’d entered over the previous 10 years. This is the most successful run in skateboard competition history citation needed.

His Later career - the 1990s to 2000s:
His tenure at World Industries marked the beginning of a shift in his skating career from freestyle to street skating. Throughout this period Mullen developed a highly technical version of street skating based on his freestyle experience. This approach was first seen in the 1992 Plan B video ‘Questionable.’ Mullen has continued to develop his skating style based upon a fusion of freestyle and street. Mullen skated for various companies during the 1990s, all of which were under the World Industries umbrella. As well as being a professional skater, Mullen started to design new products including the Tensor truck in 2000 and helping to design and engineer various World Industries pro decks.

In 2002 the World Industries companies, under the holding name Kubic Marketing, were bought out by Globe International for $46 million. Kubic's management remained intact and Mullen began working for Globe International under the Dwindle Distribution brand with a pro model on Almost Skateboards.

2004 saw the announcement by Dwindle that it has been producing skateboard decks in China under the direction of Mullen. A Dwindle spokesperson explained that the move was “to better control our current product quality and develop new advanced products. All this, while simultaneously lowering the price on existing skate-deck products.”

Mullen also penned an autobiography in 2004 with the help of Sean Mortimer, entitled The Mutt: How to Skateboard and Not Kill Yourself.
Oh man, Rodney Mullen is like the "God of Skateboarding!"
by CementSurfer November 28, 2006
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PandaJun

PandaJun is a boy in LSC, he is extremely good at playing piano, he is very good at studying, he helps others who are in need, he loves panda and can transform into a panda, he is awesome and kind, and quite fat.He is a justice boy but a little bit nosy.
He is nice and helpful, he seldom say something rude, he is polite, he is an excellent student and a super great panda.
Be friend with him will make you feel awesome!
Student A : I am facing a lot of difficulties....
Student B : Go and find PandaJun, he will definitely help you!
Student A : Yes! Why don't I find PandaJun!
Student B : Hooray!
by I am extremely awesome December 7, 2019
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Brayden

Actually just a genuine piece of shit. No real good qualities in the slightest and a MASSIVE sexual predator.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
1. Jason: "Bro check out that fuckwit over there trying to snatch that absolute 2/10."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"

2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
by fuckoffbrayden May 24, 2018
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Ethan

A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.
Yeah, I love that guy. His name is Ethan.
by definitely not lili November 29, 2019
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