Urban Dictionary

A Taliban merchant from the streets of Melawati who is well known to make females' pussy wet and cum monstrously. Also known as pussy magnet, Tariq is able to make a girl orgasm right before graduation in what is known as a "Balotelli....... Aguerooooooo!!!!" moment. He is also a future ballon d'Or for the year 2050 beating the likes of Zlatan and Lingardinho. He also likes to slip and fall like the twats pessi and po palah in the most unpredictable moments.

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

When something happens that could go with oof.

Someone who is attracted to only one sex.

A typical, basic white girl who is known to be perky and over the top. This girl would usually wear bright neon pink or any other bright one-color top. This girl would have bleach blonde hair and run for every school body position imaginable. Too basic, too blonde, too white, too fake. She might date the student body president just to be known.

a website i went to as a random joke and wound up getting SPYWARE from it! it deleted all my save files and games except WoW. it jut looks like an innocent search site but it is not.

A baby bully. Either friend or relative but usually an evil, demented, violent, or retarded sibling.