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Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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squirnt

When you get so turnt that you squirt with excitement
I told her I had cake and she squirnt
by Evelyn seine December 20, 2022
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ied3

Some dumb idiot that is too cocky about russians and everything about russians if there is an opportunity to act like, be, or do anything russian he will surely do it.
Wow this dumb ied3 is blaring the soviet anthem
by Benson Carver May 13, 2018
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Fleen

To make another yawn by yawning yourself.
Quick yawning already! You've fleened me three times today!
by forkari November 7, 2011
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Harolds

Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.
Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"

"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"
by Eric Wood February 22, 2004
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shamnad

The coolest guy in the group has barely any friends but is fucking cool. Not really that good at sports smarter than the average. Prefers to be alone. Hates everyone around him
look its shamnad.
by the king K November 23, 2021
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't exist... If he did exist, he would have smashed my head against the keyboard any siodwjeifhwiehnfoiwhoejwofjwpfj2ewgooirj,mvlkui54hfihnu8g34eio3g4ohg3oir,v...
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by Bilde December 31, 2011
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