Urban Dictionary

Like a record store but you dont have to pay 16~30 dollars per albulm!

The act of getting an erection within 5 minutes after ejaculating.

A personal/sexual lubricant marketed as an ancient recipe re-created from ancient hieroglyphics and texts. It seems doubtful that this is true. It is claimed that a direct translation is "an ointment with which to anoint, to rub,"
The substance appears to be semi-solid, but liquifies at body temperature, turning into a slick oil.
Some people prefer the feel of oil-based lubricants over water-based, but it remains a matter of personal preference.

The word Merh is alternatively used in the same context as the word "meh", to signify indifference or mild displeasure.

In baseball when the bases are loaded and the batter hits a home run.

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.

A being who is obsessed with pug dogs, these "Puglords" are usually: loud, obnoxious, and very argumentative. Puglords have very big egos and the belief that pugs are the best creatures on the planet regardless of how wrong we all know they are. Common names for pug lords are: Dave, Bob, Carl, Conner, Jessica or Steve.
Puglords follow the ancient ways of "the pug life" little is known about "the pug life" only that it is a religion that you worship the almighty pug god above all else.
Puglords are known to dislike cats, what monsters.

Where two men have a dildo in they're ass and they put they're asses together.