Urban Dictionary

Fine young man He is very kind he can be annoying but he is very sexy and attractive and he is very special and generous to others

meaning you are “better than balls”

A Chooch is a womans bulge of clitoral lips

A small round fruit that is usually purple or green. One of Konrad's favorite foods. Comes in bunches.

The act of putting a metal spoon over a fire until it glows red then either putting it in/on a girls vagina, anus, or nipples. Its like a sunrise because the spoon dislike the hot sun, and it wakes up whoever you touch it with.

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

Is a total badass not to be messed with John Cena look alike