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Abdoulaye

Is Fulani, might like a Fulani, has a big dick, plays basketball and soccer, is funny.
Yo Abdoulaye is mad funny
by Sneakerhead1 January 10, 2020
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Republican Rainstorm

When a man takes out his tiny shriveled penis an trickles down on his poor girl/boy friend and then giggles maniacally about crackpot economic theory while beating The Republican Centipede to make it circle faster and faster.
Ann Coulter pulled a Republican Rainstorm on the Fox and Friends Centipede last night.
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loft

What used to be termed as a 'Studio Apartment' (+/- 400 SF) is now being marketed as 'loft' by real estate people to capitalize on current trends and confuse the buying public that any one room apartment is a 'loft'.
(A REAL loft is a minimum of 1,000+ sf with no walls, but could be divided up into several rooms if so desired.)
"Dude, are you sure this new condo of yours is a loft? It seems like a studio apartment to me: it's like 200 sf, you could only fit your bed in here, every time i move I knock something over, and the ceilings are so low I have to duck just to walk around!"
"OF COURSE it's a LOFT, my real estate agent ASSURED me of this! I mean, I wouldn't have paid $900K for a studio apartment! "
by mmichaell June 27, 2005
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dgmsd

Stands for: Dont Get Me Started Dick. similar to dgms but a little more polite.
Person 1: How'd you get that bruise?
Person 2: dgmsd
Person 1: whoa whoa chill!
by vivibih klvnnkjnspoibncnice January 5, 2013
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Pappa Maffu

Pappa Maffu is the god of all, he has a music taste that is superior. And his hair feels like sex. He shows no mercy to anyone who starts on his chums. He treats all friends like family. He has an obsession with the heavy metal band Iron Maiden and drinks Guava Flavoured Rockstars like it was water. He can make a meme about every life situation. I'm pretty sure shipley hates his guts but, ah well, it's big dick shipley fam. He has like 9 best mates and a scene asf gf.. avoid everyone of them motherfuckers. All around, he is a pretty sound and rowdy metalhead.
'Pappa Maffu's is goals'
'Fuck off Pappa Maffu'

'Ly Pappa Maffu'
by Pappa Maffu August 17, 2016
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sex bomb

An intoercontinental bukkake missile, or a strategic adult theater weapon.
Man, this guy came to my party over the weekend and launched a sex bomb on this drunk chick in my bed when I was puking in the tub. I don't know how I'll get those spooge stains out of my sheets.
by mister hamtaro-man February 29, 2004
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Ashley

Sheʻs kind, loving, thoughtful, caring, and drop dead gorgeous! She cares about others before she cares about herself. She catches the attention of everyone she meets and is hard to miss. She makes all guys drool over her and makes everyone want to be with her. She is friends with all, and people commonly mistake her kindness with flirting. She is a true romantic! Her favorite holiday is Valentineʻs Day. She works hard in school and is very smart. She is talented at everything she does, especially singing. Everyone is mesmorized by her voice. She can make you laugh and make you feel like youʻre the most important person in the world. She is in love with cookies and glitter. If you have the privilege of meeting an Ashley, treat her like sheʻs the most important thing an the world and never let her go... EVER! If you do, you will REGRET IT FOREVER!
Ashley, is genuine and kind
by Rose King 🌹 June 21, 2019
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