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newbie alfredo

a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes
Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop
by Doozie July 20, 2009
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Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.
*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits
by Tsecation February 4, 2019
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dane cook receiver

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job
"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.
by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011
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Chickenshit

One who is cowardly are has a phobia
What you wont jack that asshole? You chickenshit!
by Deve May 13, 2005
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owenership

Having an item belong to you, but you haven't paid for it.
Da term "owenership" can also refer to da dubious honor of your having legal responsibility regarding a debt or "money pit", such as a device dat requires lots of fuel and/or maintenance, a love-baby, etc.
by QuacksO December 2, 2021
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gerpie

A geriatric hippie, usually of the male gender. A male baby-boomer adorned with gray, thinning ponytail on otherwise bald crown.
That Grateful Dead concert really brought the gerpies out of the woodwork.
by AkachochinMan November 4, 2009
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Fa Heata

The act of carressin a girl and manuevering your way into a hookup by 1st grabbing her ass then putting the arm around her on the couch...then you pounce on her the second she realizes you're not just friends...after this you maneuver the ol' vintage lay down stealth attack on the salva couch...the girl won't even know what hit her
-that litte bitch pulled the fa heata and still didnt even ticckle dem titties

-after four months of no tittie ticklin with one girl, he pulled the Fa Heata on her and she was yankin her clothes off in a hurry
by Xavier Zalanangas September 20, 2008
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