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A Zurbatz is a modern day word for "child" or "infant", especially if ill-tempered.

Any human being between the ages of 0 and 6 years is classified as a zurbatz.

Plural: Zurbatz OR Zurbatzes OR Zurbatzions (zur-bats-i-uns)
"Oh god, somebody shut that screaming zurbatz up right this minute!!!"

"If I even have to sit next to a zurbatz on the plane, I will lose it"

"Zurbatzes are the devil!"
by Seth April 08, 2004
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