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Jelani: Hey Zsateau wanna get some pizza?
Zsateau: Yeah man i love pizza😍
Jelani: Yeah ik u do
Zsateau: Yeah pizza is great
Zsateau by Zsateau May 23, 2018
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The world's most amazing girlfriend in the entire world she is the best and I could never break up with zsateau I have undying love for her and it's never going away.
Zsateau is beautiful and I have undying love for her.
Zsateau by Fucker bitch January 7, 2019
The name Zsateau means a big headed person usually brown skin who likes pizza but also has a small penis . They have a dog who is also a big head as well but not as big as her and doesn’t dance like she does with her big headed self.
Oh WOW you like pizza too?! Your just like a “Zsateau”
Zsateau by Remorseful November 9, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026