1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 4, 2010
by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 20, 2020
somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....
by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 2, 2006
by Mr Eric J January 19, 2012
To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.
by Me&You January 22, 2012
by The Reefer Man April 20, 2005
by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003