In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

Zombie Job by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009

Zombie Job

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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Zombie Job by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

Job Zombie

When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...

After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.

Job Zombie by JamesWeyand October 12, 2009

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

zombie blow job by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026