zipperclipper Share definition Flag when you zip your zipper too quickly and accidentally pinch the bottom of your dick. jesus! your bleeding!dude, i just got a bad zipperclipper, call an ambulance. zipperclipper by bloodyhell9358 January 21, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the zipperclipper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch