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Zipper Dick 

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
Zipper Dick by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010
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Zipper Dick 

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"
Zipper Dick by zipsondeck February 14, 2022

zipper dick 

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.
zipper dick by Jamsalot December 31, 2006

Zipper Dick 

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.
Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

Dick Zipper 

When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.
Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.
Dick Zipper by MzPoPcOpY June 5, 2020

Dick von Zipper 

I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.
I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper
Dick von Zipper by surfwww1 June 7, 2004

Catching your dick in the zipper 

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
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